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#1
Okay,

My whole family when they were younger were very athletic.
And it just happened that I was born diffrently.
They think I'm lazy.

Anyways, my dad is making me go swimming on Wednesday.

I really don't wanna go. I hate swimming, last time I went there was in year 8.

I just naturally do not like it, and the chlorine.

Please could you tell me some excusses that you have used in the past.


Thank you!
#2
"Dad I won't swim anymore. Love, Peter."
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#4
"I don't want to go swimming, dad."

what are you, 12?
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#5
im alergic to water,
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"Dad, the extra fabric required in my speedos to support my massive member causes too much weight and pulls me under"
#9
say if you come into contact with water, you'll cum until you're dry.
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My whole family when they were younger were very athletic.
And it just happened that I was born diffrently.
They think I'm lazy.


You're adopted.

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#11
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say "no"


Probably your best course of action. You could also follow this up with what you have told us.
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#14
then don't be a pussy and stand up to the guilt trip.
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#15
Make plans doing something else, and say you can't go.
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Lol, in my family whats been said happens or they guilt trip me into it.

'My friend's neighbour's auntie's cousin's cat's just died and I have to go to their funeral. How does that make you feel?'

Guilt trip them back.
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#21
"I'm allergic to chlorine."
"I'm Insecure about my body and don't want to get half naked around a bunch of strangers."
"Did you know that 75% of cold and flu infections are thought to have originated in a swimming pool."
Just use your imagination. It took me 20 seconds to come up with those three (and very poor, I'll admit) excuses, I'm sure you'll come up with something.
#23
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Make plans doing something else, and say you can't go.


Probably the best, answer so far.
#24
I've become spoilt lately from swimming in rivers and lakes

salt + facial hair = like eating a years worth of chips after you come out of the water

chlorine sucks too
#25
Unless your being trained like Michael Phelps, it probably isn't that bad. It's the best kind of cardio in my opinion.
#27
take a huge dump in the pool and ruin it for everyone, duh
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#28
I'll drown myself if you make me go.
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#29
Just say you have diorea. or however its spelt, you know, poos.
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#31
lol i havent been swimming for years and if i got asked i would say no lol and my parents dont care:P

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#32
tell him that when you hit water, you begin to spontaneously menstruate and void your bowels.

Explain that this is why you don't take baths.
#33
Tell them that if you touch water you'll multiply and your spawns turn evil.
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#34
"Last time I went there, the lifeguard gave me candy and made my butt hurt, I don't wanna go back".
Then adopt a foetal position and start crying.
#35
Say you're on your period. This works especially well if you're a guy, also.
#36
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And it just happened that I was born diffrently.
They think I'm lazy.


Sounds to me like you are. People who put off doing physical exercise are lazy. You can't deny it really.

Just go swimming or tell your parents you don't want to. Surely, they're not going to be overly bothered.
#37
You should at least try it, otherwise you are lazy.
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#40
1. Grow some balls.
2. "Dad, I don't want to go swimming."
3. ???
4. Profit!
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