#1
Oh yes, the gods of male conveniances, freshen up man.

We all know he's got good intentions, he just wants a small lump of money to make you smell good.

Discuss your experiences.

"If you want to freshen up, punani!"

"No armani no punani!"

"No soap no hope!"

Modern heroes.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#3
I like drugs, too.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#4
What? Elaborate.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#7
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
Last edited by cliff_em_all at Aug 14, 2009,
#8
Quote by cliff_em_all
Oh yes, the gods of male conveniances, freshen up man.

We all know he's got good intentions, he just wants a small lump of money to make you smell good.

Discuss your experiences.

"If you want to freshen up, punani!"

"No armani no punani!"

"No soap no hope!"

Modern heroes.
Yeah, about 10:25.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#9
Quote by cliff_em_all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9VhIhOtNvg

They work in nightclub toilets all over England.

One cannot insult this with words....
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#12
Quote by Tire Me.
"smell like a hick, dick get no lick!"

amidoinitrite?



Yeah you arrreeee.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#13
wait, wha?
Quote by thewho65
They get payed to sit in restaurants and attract people? I would think paying a bunch of fat people to sit in your restaurant would be more effective.

"Let's eat there."

"Why?"

"Those fatasses seem to be enjoying it."
#15
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I disown you, TS.



? I have no idea who you are?
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#16
I don't get it
Quote by I.O.T.M
Taking the piss out of Americans is like bullying retards, it's unashamedly one-sided but extremely gratifying.
#17
I am human and what is this...

nevermind... I really dont care
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#20
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#21
Quote by The Horror!
This is the most incomprehensible thread I've ever seen...
ever



Basically...

They are men who hang around in nightclub toilets, who offer you aftershave/gum/lollys in exchange for £1.

Maybe just a british thing?
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#22
Quote by cliff_em_all
Basically...

They are men who hang around in nightclub toilets, who offer you aftershave/gum/lollys in exchange for £1.

Maybe just a british thing?


They sorta have that in upscale American places.

I always found it creepy.
#23
Quote by Tire Me.
They sorta have that in upscale American places.

I always found it creepy.


Kind of creepy, but quite funny guys, except one in a local club takes slaps in the face for 50 pence
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#24
I think Jim Jeffries does a bit about these people that is perfectly suited for this thread. I believe he says something about just doing a line of coke off a toilet seat and how personal hygiene isnt of a paramount concern at the present moment. Its off the "I Swear to God" show on HBO. I recommend watching that while thinking about these people. It'll make you laugh...