#1
I was watching the Just of Laughs, Laughs at Great Britain special about a week ago, and I need some help finding this one comedian, or the whole line-up. Google did not help me. The comedian I'm looking for had a joke that went something like:
"When I was on my way to this show, I took a cab. And because I'm so extremely handsome, the cab exploded! Because of the explosion, a policeman came up to the scene, and, once again because of how handsome I am, the policeman turned into a potato salad! Then I ate him."
That's a bad-memory version of the joke, but anything helping me find this man will be greatly appreciated.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#4
I'm not gonna lie, that was the worst joke I have ever heard

OT: I have no idea who that could of been
#5
Quote by blue_strat
Ross Noble?

Nah, he was older and very "upper-class" like.
Quote by joshua122593
Jerry Seinfeld

no
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#7
Quote by LuckyBoys91
I'm not gonna lie, that was the worst joke I have ever heard

OT: I have no idea who that could of been

I second this man.
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

_██_
(ಠ_ృ--------


Quote by theknuckster
It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
#8
A Funny Comedian you say?
Originally Posted by cnut
When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.


#9
It wasn't so much for the joke (keep in mind I have a crappy memory of it), it was more so how he delivered it, and I want to see more of him.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#10
What did he look like?
e|----------5-------7-5h7p5---5--
B|-------5----8p5-------------8---8p5--
G|-5h6-----------------------------------7b9r--p5---5b--
D|-----------------------------------------------------7-----7-7~~~
#12
He was dressed full up in a suit, like an upper class person, very fancy like. He looked to be late 40s to mid 50's year old.
edit:it isn't russel brand.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
Last edited by SmElLy KiD at Aug 14, 2009,
#13
Ron White??
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#14
Quote by Aerokizzombie
Ron White??

Ron white ain't british , but he did look like him a little bit.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#15
Quote by Benjibum2nd
Gosh Russel Brand is annoying. It may have been him.

seriously is he gay or not?

he reminds me of Richard Simmons mixed with Jack Sparrow
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


Quote by ilikepirates
ilikeyou.

not hated
#16
Jimmy Carr?
e|----------5-------7-5h7p5---5--
B|-------5----8p5-------------8---8p5--
G|-5h6-----------------------------------7b9r--p5---5b--
D|-----------------------------------------------------7-----7-7~~~
#17
Not jimmy carr, but he did host the show I saw him on, if that helps any.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#18
With a joke that random it's probably somebody from Monty Python.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#19
It wasn't, I know all the Python's. I've been searching for over an hour, so I think I'm gonna give up.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#20
Sounds like Russel Brand or the dude from the Mighty Boosh. Both of whom I hate.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#21
Quote by SmElLy KiD
Not jimmy carr, but he did host the show I saw him on, if that helps any.


Sean Lock?


If it's not him, and the guy has white hair, I know who you mean.
Last edited by Son.Of.TheViper at Aug 15, 2009,
#22
Ooh! Eddie Izzard?

I could actually imagine him making that joke kind of funny.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#23
It might be Sean Lock, but I don't think it is. I just found a list comedians that performed on just for laughs, so Im gonna go through that.
EDIT: the guy did have white hair.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#24
Quote by SmElLy KiD
It might be Sean Lock, but I don't think it is. I just found a list comedians that performed on just for laughs, so Im gonna go through that.
EDIT: the guy did have white hair.



Dave Spikey?


If the show with Jimmy Carr hosting was 8 out of 10 cats, I'm pretty sure it was him, especially if you were watching series 1.
#25
No, he was naturally white.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#27
It wasn't very thick, I think it was a light Scottish or Irish. that may not be right though.
EDIT:No no no, he sounded a little bit like Huge Laurie, but higher pitched.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
Last edited by SmElLy KiD at Aug 15, 2009,
#28
SmElLy KiD, over five years after starting this thread you've probably forgotten all about it or ceased to care, but the comedian is Harry Enfield.
#29
I don't know whether to chastise this necrobumping fool or congratulate him on recognising Harry Enfield.

Don't bump threads from 5 years ago you idiot.


well done tho
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#30
Quote by dliefne
SmElLy KiD, over five years after starting this thread you've probably forgotten all about it or ceased to care, but the comedian is Harry Enfield.

According to his profile he was last online 11/2/2014, though he hasn't posted since 2013, so I doubt he'll see this thread, but if you send a PM he might get it.

usually I'd be irritated about a necrobump from so long ago, but this one's actually kinda cool.
#31
i for one disapprove of the bump out of the principal that british comedians are all painfully unfunny
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#32
Quote by whalepudding
Sounds like Russel Brand or the dude from the Mighty Boosh. Both of whom I hate.


God help you if you're seriously saying you hate Noel Fielding.
Quote by SteveHouse
This thread is officially about sucking Sleaze off for a sig.


Quote by tayroar
Hey Sleaze I'll give you a blowjob if you sig me. Maybe even some nudey photos?


Quote by crazy8rgood


Sleaze, that made me lulz in my pants.


Quote by 36mikeyb36
hahaha Sleaze i'd give you my mom for that one.
#33
Quote by Sleaze Disease
God help you if you're seriously saying you hate Noel Fielding.

His stand-up is horrendous
FALKIRK

We'll win something someday

Quote by Minkaro
Falkirk is the home of runners up.

Check out my Tunes
#34
Well holy shit! I pick this random day of all days to lurk around. 6-year-ago-me is happy. I even managed to find the clip I was talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqVU8-81AfU
I don't know how or why you found this, but props
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.