#1
im in the absolute best ****ing mood possible, cause i just made enough money to buy a Boss GT-10... im typing standing up and i think im gonna poop on the floor



Gain makes everything better! Break a leg? Here, lets put some distortion on it!

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I played We Are Family at an orphanage.
I'm banned.

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"If I wanted your lip I'd wiggle my zipper."
#3
Nice. But then again, you don't need a thread to tell us that.
私の名前はアジリョです

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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#6
So?

Cool blog.
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#7
Quote by metaldud536
I just bought Half-Life Complete off of Steam

I can bet your in an even better mood.


HALF LIFE OWNS!
SOAS
#8
i need to celebrate.. and yell at my line 6, cause guess what. she is a ****ing monitor now XD



Gain makes everything better! Break a leg? Here, lets put some distortion on it!

Quote by boreamor
I played We Are Family at an orphanage.
I'm banned.

Quote by Hops44
"If I wanted your lip I'd wiggle my zipper."
#10
Come back with an epic tale of how you tried to go and buy it but had to overcome a great struggle to do so, involving muggers
Oh **** I gotta do vibrato
#14


Get there.
I've gotten a lot of LOLs in my time but I choose not to sig them to not look like a pretentious douchebag