#1
I must learnzes mah theories!!!!

I am going to da Guitar Center tomorrow.

WHAT BOOK AND/OR DVD DO YOU RECOMMEND FOR LEARNING THY THEORY OV MUSIK???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!1


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
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#4
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#5
Thank You For The Suggestions!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#6
oh you wanna book do ya?...uh...oh-yeah....oh....

ive got a book right 'ere for ya....pull.....melon.......uh......

here! *feeds a bull its own testicle*...oh yeah!!....

btw: side note, you know how doctors say 'testies' is that their official name or a slang term?
Originally Posted by jmac72187
Someones knowledge of guitar companies spelling determines what amps you can own. Really smart people can own things like Framus because they sound like they might be spelled with a "y" but they aren't.