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#1
So theres that old phrase "the only dumb question is one which isn't asked", well, thats bull****, sometimes people ask questions that make me facepalm so hard it leaves a mark the next day, but i have my own questions, and i'm sure you guys do as well, so this is the place to ask, i'll start:

What happens when you boil a kettle without water in it?
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#2
it might warp it, and it can break a ceramic stovetop
let it heat long enough the kettle will catch fire

grandma thats in a home now left a pan on stove and fell asleep
pan caught fire and about burnt down the house
Last edited by Gates67 at Aug 15, 2009,
#4
has TS been watching Fr. Ted lately?
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If that was true that question would have never been asked.
#10
when applying shaving cream, do most people do lather the whole face at once, or do it bit by bit?
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#11
whole thing for me

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when applying shaving cream, do most people do lather the whole face at once, or do it bit by bit?


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#13
if its 0 degrees tonight, and tomorrow will be twice as cold, how cold is it gonna be?
also, if running on a treadmill helps you lose weight, does running backwards help you gain weight?
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if its 0 degrees tonight, and tomorrow will be twice as cold, how cold is it gonna be?
also, if running on a treadmill helps you lose weight, does running backwards help you gain weight?
do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?


there's no such thing as twice as cold, because temperature is infinite upward (limited to -273*c the other way, though).

no, it's the motion that burns calories.

most likely not.
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Why?


uhh uhhhhh UHHHHHH
*mind explodes*

Also, does anyone else get the urge to take a piss right after you jerk off?
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#17
Do women in real life actually shave their pubic hair? If so what is the ratio of shaved to non-shaved?
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uhh uhhhhh UHHHHHH
*mind explodes*

Also, does anyone else get the urge to take a piss right after you jerk off?


I get the urge to piss while jerking off.
#19
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has TS been watching Fr. Ted lately?




That was my inspiration for the question, i have always been scared of boiling the kettle without water because of what he said about it exploding.

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Do women in real life actually shave their pubic hair? If so what is the ratio of shaved to non-shaved?


Most girls who i have discussed it with say they don't like getting rid of it completely, but like to keep it neat and nice looking, i know a few who have waxed but they never did it again after that and stuck to pain free alternatives.
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#20
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uhh uhhhhh UHHHHHH
*mind explodes*

Also, does anyone else get the urge to take a piss right after you jerk off?


Yes i do, its just rly hard...
#21
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What happens when you boil a kettle without water in it?
you do know what boil means right????
#22
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you do know what boil means right????


Yeah but most people refer to turning a kettle on as boiling it, i don't know why, its a stupid phrase but it is what it is.
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#23
are people that are known to have "mental diseases" just more advanced that people with out "mental diseases" therefore we classify them has having a diseases. we are so confused that we dont no what to do with them so we lock them up in institutions and feed them medication.
just a thought. i guess its a hypothetical question..
#24
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if its 0 degrees tonight, and tomorrow will be twice as cold, how cold is it gonna be?


0 degrees Celsius is about 273 degrees Kelvin, so twice as cold is gonna be around half that, so about 136.5 degrees K, or -136.5 degrees Celsius
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Which is normal: circumcised or un?
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Which is normal: circumcised or un?

Being uncircumcised is natural because we're all born like that.

as for which one is normal, normal is a subjective term. nothing is really "normal" just common.
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there's no such thing as twice as cold, because temperature is infinite upward (limited to -273*c the other way, though).

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Absolute zero is like you said -273*c. Which I think is zero kelvin. So a normal 0 degrees celcius is actually 273 kelvin. So I suppose twice as cold would be half of that?-136.5 degrees celcius.

I dnt know...
Trying to remember this stuff from science in highschool.


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#30
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Which is normal: circumcised or un?

Non circumcised, to be circumcised someone actually has to cut the foreskin off, to be un circumcised doesn't take any outside action.
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#31
What happens in mid climax, while fapping?
Like what if you stop in the middle of an orgi?
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What happens in mid climax, while fapping?
Like what if you stop in the middle of an orgi?


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#33
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What happens in mid climax, while fapping?
Like what if you stop in the middle of an orgi?



I've actually had to do that before. The answer is: unsatisfaction.
#34
do girls actually go #2 ..?
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do girls actually go #2 ..?


I like to pretend they don't.
#37
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do girls actually go #2 ..?

Go get yourself some anal and find out, eh?

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Absolute zero is like you said -273*c. Which I think is zero kelvin. So a normal 0 degrees celcius is actually 273 kelvin. So I suppose twice as cold would be half of that?-136.5 degrees celcius.

I dnt know...
Trying to remember this stuff from science in highschool.


Boy, am I a geek.


Edit. Damn, beaten!


Damn straight you wuz.