#1
Hendrix Fuzz Sound..Don't want the Hendrix Fuzz Face, Too Big, No Power Supply

Cream Fuzz....

White Stripes Distortion....
#2
Analogman Sun Face

You could think about picking up a cheap Silvertone head for White Stripes (though why'd you want to play like them is beyond me)
Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

Feel free to express yours so I can make an informed judgement about how stupid you are.
#3
Have a look at the EHX big muff pi.
Gear:

Is what some junkies refer to heroin as. For me it's just loads of wires and good sturdy housing, but just as addictive.