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#1
Ok, last night when I was asking for simple advice, I discovered something.

It seems that the only things that the people of the pit care about are the following things

1.) guitars (obviously)
2.) fapping
3.) rape
4.) Zombies
5.) pokemon
6.) overused 4chan memes

Am I right, or does someone want to correct me on this?

If there is anything else you think the pit cares about, please do tell what it is
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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We all desire a little pussy.
#3
8) Cumming blood.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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#5
10) Searchbar (no really)
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#7
Quote by MushroomBomb
9) The Simpsons/Futurama. Most references seem to work here.


not all of the pit cares about futurama, I know some people here who hate it

edit:

^^

hence the fapping
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#8
12) Diegarbageman
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
#9
There are two 10s!

11) Grammar.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#10
13) Hot red head girls thread.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#12
31) Staying in numerical order.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#14
15) Opeth
16) Tool

I don't like any of those bands, but most of the Pit seems to love them
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#17
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
not all of the pit cares about futurama, I know some people here who hate it


Yeah, but you can't really say that every single Pitgoes has to like it, I'm sure there are at least one person out here who's not very fond of rape/fap jokes.


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#18
Quote by MyNameIsLame
31) Staying in numerical order.

Well excuse us if it's hard to keep in numerical order with over 700 Pit Monkeys viewing the board at a time.

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I tremble before your enormous penis.
Quote by molala2
and i farted, it was really stink
Quote by italiarlz135
Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
Quote by josh999x, Brick23


#19
that's just the tossers of the pit trying to be funny, and glaringly failing. If you find the few cool, advice givers, you'll be all right.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#22
Quote by Led Pepplin
Well excuse us if it's hard to keep in numerical order with over 700 Pit Monkeys viewing the board at a time.



Actually it was me trying to be a combo breaker more than anything.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#23
any post relating to hot girls or girls in general just falls under the fap category
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#24
Quote by genghisgandhi
18. kensai


I will never understand why.


BUT clearly most pit cares about heaven's gate-like threads. Cumming blood, fapping and raping.
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#27
Quote by MercyfulFate505
Being 14 and thinking you're the sh!t


the phrase:

I'm (insert age here) and what is this
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#30
now what we don't care for:
stupid threads like these
people who don't use the searchbar
people who think they're interesting but who aren't
useless lists


you qet the point (I hope)
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#34
23)
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I respect and value your opinion.

Just kidding. You're a fucking retard.



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Why not just roll around naked in medical waste while you're at it?

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#36
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JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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#37
25: jonas brother bashing
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#39
Pretty much everything but your moaning.
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Oh my bloody god. Imagine if you were a girl and you woke up to find your little brother's friend standing over you with his erect penis on your breasts...


Indeed.
#40
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now what we don't care for:
stupid threads like these
people who don't use the searchbar
people who think they're interesting but who aren't
useless lists


you qet the point (I hope)


that
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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