#1
Well, I've been a real prick lately. I say things that shock other people and they think I'm a sick person. Nothing really shocks me anymore. Even though good things have happened lately, such as going to Mayhemfest, playing shows, and getting a phone call from a record label about my band's awesome performance, I still feel rather cynical about everything. Maybe it's because I realize the world is a horrible place and happiness doesn't really exist. I wonder if the more ignorant people my age realize this.

LUL I R DEPRESSED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Must be my raging hormones, seeing as how I'm 17.
Just wanted to vent.
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#4
You're either pessimistic or like the idea of being the one who "thinks the world is a horrible place," in contrast to your friends.
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#5
You're not depressed.

I say messed up things all the time just to shock people. It's an asshole move, but damn it sure is funny. I can also use the defense that I'm studying psychology, and like to see the effects of saying out-of-the-ordinary and extremely messed up things to unsuspecting people. But I'd be lying a little bit.

Happiness is subjective. The world is only as horrible as you interpret it. I agree that most of the world is pretty ****ed up, but that doesn't stop me from having a good time with my buddies.
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Best first reply ever?

yes it ****ing was.
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#9
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You're either pessimistic or like the idea of being the one who "thinks the world is a horrible place," in contrast to your friends.

I don't bitch about the world being a ****ty place to my friends, so it must be the former. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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I don't bitch about the world being a ****ty place to my friends, so it must be the former. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Not necessarily. You clearly think you're more intelligent for being a miserable bastard, and saying meaningless pseudo-philosophical nonsense like "happiness doesn't really exist".
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I don't bitch about the world being a ****ty place to my friends, so it must be the former. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
If you say shocking things to your friends, then it would safe to say that they might view you as cynical or perhaps even a sociopath, depending on what you say.

But to be honest, I'll attribute it to attention seeking and rebellion. I'd even say you liked the idea of being pessimistic.
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#16
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Okay, I'm an arrogant ****. /thread

you also have the gayest username of anyone ever.
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Okay, I'm an arrogant ****. /thread

Yay!
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#18
Well...... since you're giving us permission......

RAPE. FAP. I CUM BLOOD.

Nah, really. Next time you have a touchy subject to vent don't use the pit. It'll just make things suck worse.
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You want a great realization TS? A few weeks ago I realized the only reason that I still exist is because there are so many people that wish I didn't.

What about that? BAM!

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#22
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Wow, never coming to The Pit for help again.

I love you, man.
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#24
I think he just wanted to rub in our faces the fact he has a "record deal."

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Wow, never coming to The Pit for help again.


This was you first mistake.

In the event you are actually "depressed" suck it up, people go through worst **** than you every second of every day. Get over yourself.
#25
This thread has ran it's course.

What now? Post pictures of cats or wait for a Mod to close it?
RIP Tom Searle.
#26
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Wow, never coming to The Pit for help again.


LUL I R DEPRESSED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Must be my raging hormones, seeing as how I'm 17.

Just wanted to vent.

Fap, rape, and i cum blood are all acceptable responses.


that was a mistake.
how are you asking for help.
#29
Maybe this can become the realisation thread?

Once I realised that Odlaw, the evil dude from Where's Waldo was just Waldo backwards. I'm yet to get over it.
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#30
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This thread has ran it's course.

What now? Post pictures of cats or wait for a Mod to close it?

totally relevant:




anyway, this is the internet, no one cares about you.
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#32
Quote by Kastrator
Well, I've been a real prick lately. I say things that shock other people and they think I'm a sick person. Nothing really shocks me anymore. Even though good things have happened lately, such as going to Mayhemfest, playing shows, and getting a phone call from a record label about my band's awesome performance, I still feel rather cynical about everything. Maybe it's because I realize the world is a horrible place and happiness doesn't really exist. I wonder if the more ignorant people my age realize this.

LUL I R DEPRESSED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Must be my raging hormones, seeing as how I'm 17.
Just wanted to vent.
Fap, rape, and i cum blood are all acceptable responses.



This. This is what got me and told me you're an arrogant cunt.

Just cause you're a miserable little fuck, doesn't mean other people aren't perfectly happy, and the world is not a completely horrible place, yes, its messed, but there are places and people out there, that, after seeing them, you have hope again. So, get the **** out there and stop being so moody, emo kid. Give life a chance.

/rage
call me Shelby

#33
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In the event you are actually "depressed" suck it up, people go through worst **** than you every second of every day. Get over yourself.
Familiarize yourself with existentialism, friend.

EDIT: Also, *reported*, this thread ran it's flame-filled course.
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#35
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Thank You Pit I Will Suck It Up Now And Stop Being A Little Bitch Now.


It's So Annoying When People Type Like That.

Or, lose the capslock.
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#36
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Familiarize yourself with existentialism, friend.


**** it.
This thread is now about cats.
#37
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It's So Annoying When People Type Like That.

Or, lose the capslock.

Yeah, I just fixed it.
#38
Go to the Hugging Group, they'll be nice.
Nicer than me, I apologize.
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