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#2
I love playing the intro to stairway over and over just to piss the people at GC off. They're all a bunch of bastards. Smaller local shops ftw.


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#3
I once played chopin's ballade no. 1 in G minor, op 23 even though the sign above the pianosection prohibited music composed by people from the 19th century and back. My heart kept beating for minutes afterwards.
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#4
sweet child o' mine out of key ftw
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#6
The guitar shop where I live sucks cocks, you can't even play anything, and the people working there are huge assholes.
#7
actually no but i have went into a gc played my name is mud and a drummer for across the area started playing the drums then a guitarist started in
#9
I personally love grabbing the Hello Kitty guitar and playing Master of Puppets on it. LOL
#10
i played seven nation army with the digitech whammy pedal then played stairway to heaven 3 octaves down
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#11
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I once played chopin's ballade no. 1 in G minor, op 23 even though the sign above the pianosection prohibited music composed by people from the 19th century and back. My heart kept beating for minutes afterwards.


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and then there's free jazz, which isn't even for musicians.

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#12
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I once played chopin's ballade no. 1 in G minor, op 23 even though the sign above the pianosection prohibited music composed by people from the 19th century and back. My heart kept beating for minutes afterwards.

Oh really? Well I once played Beethovens 3rd with just my left hand, and my left hand is missing 3 fingers. The store goers gave me a standing ovation. 19th century and back? Thats just about everyone except for Wagner. Who wrote for the nazis. So you are required to play nazi tunes in the piano section? Me thinks there is an white supremacist manager somewhere in this stew.
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#14
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I personally love grabbing the Hello Kitty guitar and playing Master of Puppets on it. LOL



I'm in florida and Im gonna go to the nearest Sam Ash (Clearwater) and do that!
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#15
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Oh really? Well I once played Beethovens 3rd with just my left hand, and my left hand is missing 3 fingers. The store goers gave me a standing ovation. 19th century and back? Thats just about everyone except for Wagner. Who wrote for the nazis. So you are required to play nazi tunes in the piano section? Me thinks there is an white supremacist manager somewhere in this stew.


That would explain all the swastikas and skinheads. And why I couldn't play any scott joplin without hearing racial slurs.

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And then it stopped?


Are you... dead?


Truth is... I never left that store... ಠ_ಠ
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#16
Go In Act Interested In The Most Expensive Guitar In Store When They Almost Done With Paperwork Say "ah I Changed My Mind I Think Ill Order Online" That Really Gets Em Goin Hah
#17
I think a fun day would be to do everything on the "Things Not to do in a Guitar Store" thread.

Yes playing crappy songs is fun to do.
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#18
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i played seven nation army with the digitech whammy pedal then played stairway to heaven 3 octaves down



But the problem is that you can only drop 2 octaves with the whammy. Nice try though.
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#19
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#20
When I went to my local shop a week or so ago, I played SCOM and some freakin weird dude came over and started f*cking singing to me. I laughed and left the store shortly after because I was scared.
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#22
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what the hell is SCOM

serioulsy, i'm drawing a blank here


More like what the hell is SOTW?
#23
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More like what the hell is SOTW?


Smoke on the Water?
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
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#24
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More like what the hell is SOTW?

Damn it you beat me to it...
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and then there's free jazz, which isn't even for musicians.

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As my old guitar teacher once said: Metal really comes from classical music. The only difference is pinch harmonics, double bass, and lyrics about killing goats.
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#26
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Smoke on the water dumbass



Play nice.


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smoke on the water, my question still stands though



Read the posts. Somebody already said it. Sweet Child O Mine
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#28
Quote by VanTheKraut
Oh really? Well I once played Beethovens 3rd with just my left hand, and my left hand is missing 3 fingers. The store goers gave me a standing ovation. 19th century and back? Thats just about everyone except for Wagner. Who wrote for the nazis. So you are required to play nazi tunes in the piano section? Me thinks there is an white supremacist manager somewhere in this stew.

Ever heard of Debussy?
#30
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That would explain all the swastikas and skinheads. And why I couldn't play any scott joplin without hearing racial slurs.


Truth is... I never left that store... ಠ_ಠ

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#31
I had this awesome guiar battle with this guy testing a guitar on an other amp the other day. We ended up playing the most ridicolous and childish solo's we could think of.
#32
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Play nice.


Sorry mom
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and then there's free jazz, which isn't even for musicians.

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As my old guitar teacher once said: Metal really comes from classical music. The only difference is pinch harmonics, double bass, and lyrics about killing goats.
#33
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When I went to my local shop a week or so ago, I played SCOM and some freakin weird dude came over and started f*cking singing to me. I laughed and left the store shortly after because I was scared.

YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
#35
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In my local guitar store their is a sign saying "Only steve Vai may play enter sandman"



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#36
no but i heard this like 10 year old kid playing iron man and smoke on the water non-stop cuz that's probably all he knew. it was annoying as hell
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#38
Quote by Jake900210
I personally love grabbing the Hello Kitty guitar and playing Master of Puppets on it. LOL


i was going to learn some metallica anyway but thats just made me want to do it more
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#39
nobody's ever in my music store when i play so i guess if they hear someone play smoke on the water or something if its crappy or dead on they probably like it anyway
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#40
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no but i heard this like 10 year old kid playing iron man and smoke on the water non-stop cuz that's probably all he knew. it was annoying as hell

That crap is annoying lol... I mean those were some of the first things I learned too, but I never played them non-stop.
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