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#1
So my girlfriend is really annoying me everytime I have band rehearsals. Idk what her problem is. I hadn't had them in like 3 weeks cuz my arm was broken and it still hurts and today I was supposed to have them and now I had to listen to her whining for a hour and a half. She's really pissing me off. We've been together for 11 months now and it's getting worse every time.
What should I do?

P.S.: I already thought of raping her so don't need the pit to suggest that again
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#2
Dump her skank ass


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#4
Tell her you've already thought of raping her, then she'll leave you alone forever
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#5
Get her involved in the band rehearals, she'll probably like it better. Have her play the triangle.
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#6
she's pregnant....just a thought
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#8
talk to her... she is your girlfriend of 11 months
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#9
We rehearse in town, she lives like 5km away from it in the suburbs.
She's into this kind of music, she likes our songs. I'm pretty sure about that.
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talk to her... she is your girlfriend of 11 months


I tried man...she starts to yell everytime. Then I hang up (if I have the luck of talking over the phone) or I just go and lock myself in the bathroom or something.
I just won't take 1 hour of yelling from my girlfriend...not at this age.
She acts like we've been married for at least 10 years.
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We rehearse in town, she lives like 5km away from it in the suburbs.
She's into this kind of music, she likes our songs. I'm pretty sure about that.


So does she go with you to them? Or do you leave her on her own?
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I tried man...she starts to yell everytime. Then I hang up (if I have the luck of talking over the phone) or I just go and lock myself in the bathroom or something.
I just won't take 1 hour of yelling from my girlfriend...not at this age.
She acts like we've been married for at least 10 years.

Wait... wat?
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#17
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Maybe TS is a lesbian?

Or he just really like bathrooms.
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#18
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I tried man...she starts to yell everytime. Then I hang up (if I have the luck of talking over the phone) or I just go and lock myself in the bathroom or something.


seriously, that bitch is psycho


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#20
Talking to her is pretty much the only thing you can do, short of breaking up with her.
Really, though, you should check out the Relationship Thread.
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#23
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Get her involved in the band rehearals, she'll probably like it better. Have her play the triangle.

dude, women can't play instruments.
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dude, women can't play instruments.

Sorry, I didn't really mean the instrument. More like "have her play with a triangle."
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#25
Well...I lock myself in the bathroom cuz it's the only door that has a key in my house. I could lock myself in my room with her...or in my parent's bedroom or in my bros bedroom but...I prefer the bathroom. We don't have other doors in our home.

She's just too attached to me.
She doesn't have friends anymore since we're dating and she doesn't want to go anywhere without me. Like today...
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#26
lock yourself in the closet next time instead of the bathroom

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#27
here's the deal man, music will always be there whereas a girl will not. 'nuff said.
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Punch her in the tits.

Don't do this. Boobs are too awesome to be punched. If you punch her, punch her in the face.
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Well...I lock myself in the bathroom cuz it's the only door that has a key in my house. I could lock myself in my room with her...or in my parent's bedroom or in my bros bedroom but...I prefer the bathroom. We don't have other doors in our home.

She's just too attached to me.
She doesn't have friends anymore since we're dating and she doesn't want to go anywhere without me. Like today...

Tell her that you need your space and some time alone/with friends, if she doesn't leave you alone dump her.
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Well...I lock myself in the bathroom cuz it's the only door that has a key in my house. I could lock myself in my room with her...or in my parent's bedroom or in my bros bedroom but...I prefer the bathroom. We don't have other doors in our home.

She's just too attached to me.
She doesn't have friends anymore since we're dating and she doesn't want to go anywhere without me. Like today...


new thought.... lock HER in the bathroom next time

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dude, women can't play instruments.

You better get your deflector shields up because you're going to be hit by the fucking death star. And by Death Star I mean the women of UG...

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#34
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lock yourself in the closet next time instead of the bathroom

can you imagine the resulting convo between TS and his GF

GF: Are you ever gonna come out of the closet?

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the 3 of them are too busy driving 10 miles under the speed limit with their left blinkers on in the kitchen to do anything about it right now

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#36
She doesn't want to come to rehearsals cuz she doesn't want to be in the way..hell she doesn't know what she wants. SHe wants to be like hugged all the time.
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Think about it, you keep her in line and get to play with her boobs at the same time, it's a total win/win.

I suppose, if you're into that kind of stuff...

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#38
tell that bitch to suck it
literally
then **** on her head
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Is your girlfriends name Yoko?
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#40
Tell her to back the **** off, you need space. If she gets pissy then get rid of her, it'll never work otherwise.
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