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#1
So I woke up this morning, wonering why the hell my pillow was on the ground.

According to my dad, I fell asleep with the light on.
I watched The Exorcist the night before, so the girl's face was trapped in my mind. So, light stayed on.
and I don't know, because I also drank the night before more than usual, but I wasn't drunk, just tipsy.
Im also an avid gamer, practically every game I play is killing something.

So, my dad said he went to turn off the light at night, and he said I got up from my bed right away and shoved him or something then he shoved me back. He asked me if I had a nightmare, and I said yes. I dont remember anything like this.

Im honestly scared to go to sleep now because I dont know what I might do.
#3
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#6
I should be calling collect from jail
For the things I commit each night in my head
Like last night in my sleep I got to snuff you
But then I woke up again, safe in my little bed

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life
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#7
I'm sure that your a dangerous guy when asleep.
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#8
...I dont care

and it sounds fake
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#9
Were you dreaming about your dad abusing you?


Wait, dreaming?
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#12
One word..rape...


Or you maybe dream of going to the toilet nex time, and guess where you pee in the real world.
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#13
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Were you dreaming about your dad abusing you?


Wait, dreaming?


I dont remember having any dream at all...
#14
Nothing you've done there is too far out of the ordinary, besides getting a consequence-free attack in on your father...cherish this, if anything.
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#19
I am gonna be the first one to say it ? Oedipus complex.
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#21
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I should be calling collect from jail
For the things I commit each night in my head
Like last night in my sleep I got to snuff you
But then I woke up again, safe in my little bed

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life

I was going to post that.
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#22
YOU RAPED YOUR FATHER??
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#25
i watched the exorcist, o and i drank the night before, o wait i also play violent games.

sounds very fake, or you suck at telling stories.

you were probably just so tired you dont remember it.
#26
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I should be calling collect from jail
For the things I commit each night in my head
Like last night in my sleep I got to snuff you
But then I woke up again, safe in my little bed

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life


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#27
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...I dont care

and it sounds fake


I've never understood why people go out their way to tell someone else they don't care about what they're saying......

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#28
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
I should be calling collect from jail
For the things I commit each night in my head
Like last night in my sleep I got to snuff you
But then I woke up again, safe in my little bed

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life

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#29
Sucks bro.
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#30
everybody knows you were faking it cause you wanted to rape your dad
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#31
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I should be calling collect from jail
For the things I commit each night in my head
Like last night in my sleep I got to snuff you
But then I woke up again, safe in my little bed

No one is safe when I close my eyes; I come to take your life


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#33
hi there oedipus
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#37
What the hell people? Why is everyone saying "troll" ? This is a very believable story. People have told me I sleep talk pretty much every night. I used to sleep walk every couple nights. And I've heard stories about people sleep-driving to someone's house miles away, and people sleep-killing people.

I think it's a sign of sleep-deprivation. Get some sleep man.
#39
A guy not far from where I live sleep walked, sleep drove, and sleep killed his mother in law, sleep drove home again, called the cops because he woke up with blood on him and the courts found him innocent because he killed while asleep. Or something similar to that, can't remember what exactly happened to him, he didn't get in much trouble though.

Worse things can happen t.s.
#40
No One Is Saafe! When I Close My Eeeyyyees! Ive Come To Take You Alive!


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