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#1
so basically, you know the classic things some douchebags will say to impress people ar use to tell a story or whatevr, and 9 out of ten times there lying through there teeth.

you know the deal like "omg dude i totally sneaked into a movie" or "i can hack into computers" you get the idea.

so what feats of this nature have you ACTUALLY done?

to clarify i dont think these things make me bad ass or whatever lol

heres a few ive done: (the first 2 are the ones i used above in an example lol)
ive sneaked into a movie (sweenie todd to be precise)
i can hack through firewalls and such
i once picked a lock with a god damn spoon!
i can run up vertical surfaces for a couple of steps
i knowingly and purposefully jumped off a 30 ft wall and landed it with no injurys

so unless the onject of this thread isnt clear yet, basically post stuff youve done that people commonly lie about to look br00tal lol
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#2
Quote by sylphin
i can hack through firewalls and such


90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#4
Holy Russian based websites, Batman, you're on UG.
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#6
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.


:/ i meant like my god damn school firewalls and blockers etc i dont know **** about REAL hacking lol
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dude you just became my hero. Nice
#8
Wait. You need to brag so people will like you?

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#9
"I know when to use "there", "their" or "they're" in a sentence instead of just hurling them around like a retard".
#11
Quote by sylphin

i can hack through firewalls and such


127.0.0.1 is my IP. try me
#12
I assinated The Pope, but then I accidently turned back time and it was undone. Then I didn't feel like going through the ordeal again. Beat that.
#14
Quote by sylphin
:/ i meant like my god damn school firewalls and blockers etc i dont know **** about REAL hacking lol

So by "hacking" you meant "Googling for proxies?"
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#15
Quote by sylphin
:/ i meant like my god damn school firewalls and blockers etc i dont know **** about REAL hacking lol

Those are called FILTERING software. Anybody can sign up for Peacefire and do that. That's not hacking.
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90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#16
Quote by sylphin
:/ i meant like my god damn school firewalls and blockers etc i dont know **** about REAL hacking lol


Then stfu. Typing "free proxies" into google does not constitute "hacking".

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127.0.0.1 is my IP. try me


i c wut u did thar.
#17
no not googling proxies thats just boring but whatever its obv you huys have totally got the wrong idea of what i was trying to say here so balls to it
Mah gear :p

Guitars:
Ibanez RG350DX
BC rich NJ neck thru series warlock
customized epi les paul

Amps:
blackstar ht-5 combo
VOX VT-100

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bad dog phaser


"Remember your a WOMBLE!!!"
Quote by Morrie2995
dude you just became my hero. Nice
#18
Quote by Wylde14
127.0.0.1 is my IP. try me

Oh man, you are so ****ed it's not funny dude.
Call me Batman.
#21
Most of the idiot jocks at my school can use google to find a proxy.

I caught all 151 Pokemon

Beat THAT!
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#23
Quote by sylphin
no not googling proxies thats just boring but whatever its obv you huys have totally got the wrong idea of what i was trying to say here so balls to it


So what, then?

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What did you use? All NT passwords are unsalted hashes afaik, though they might be salted. You'd need to use rainbow tables or (god forbid) brute force. What was it?
#24
My penis is larger than TS'.


Someone was going to say it.
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#25
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#26
do the people who posted their IPs realize that maybe someone who CAN hack might just see them?
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I assinated The Pope, but then I accidently turned back time and it was undone. Then I didn't feel like going through the ordeal again. Beat that.


**** man, that is quite an achievement. Surprised we didn't cross paths somewhere along the line... I must have got there a couple of days after you or something.
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#29
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#32
TS, i know what you meant by this thread, but it still makes you look like a toolbag. but for the sake of the thread, i got in a fight with a drunk 43 year old and kicked his ass
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#33
Quote by wicket_nirvana
do the people who posted their IPs realize that maybe someone who CAN hack might just see them?

i invite people to try mine, you wont get past my firewall
#34
Quote by wicket_nirvana
do the people who posted their IPs realize that maybe someone who CAN hack might just see them?


I'm the only one to post my wan ip. the other bloke just posted 127.0.0.1, which is a loopback. I wouldn't have posted if I wasn't on fully-patched ubuntu, behind a router, and running iptables.
#37
Quote by BladeSlinger
Most of the idiot jocks at my school can use google to find a proxy.

I caught all 151 Pokemon

Beat THAT!



I also did this, without a single Master Ball.


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#38
I once played guitar, and someone said it was "ok"
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