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I got one today, and realized how hard it was. The worst part is when you fall and the seat slams into your balls...
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#2
Define ride.

I was briefly on one before crashing to the ground, if that's what you mean.
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#4
I have a friend who picked one up and learnt to ride. It takes practice, but it isn't difficult.
#7
Never seen one of those in real life, on the tv sure.

But I have enough problems balancing while standing up. On a unicycle, I might die.
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#12
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#13
I"ve tried it once or twice, failed miserably.

I saw a guy on a ten foot tall one, blindfolded and juggling a mixture of machetes and flaming torches at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe last year though. On cobblestones it was too, taht was pretty impressive.
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#14
Nope.

Those guys who do it off road are crazy.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#15
I actually know how to ride it very well
My friend had one when we were younger and we used practice every once in a while
I can still do it to this day without failing
#16
there was a kid that was a grade below me that rode one to school almost every day. amazingly, i don't think he ever got any pussy.
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#17
one of my friends has one and she's gotten pretty good at it, she's the mascot this year so lulz will ensue when there is a panther riding around on the track around the football field
#19
I've attempted to ride one that I found with a flat tire... Failed, surprise surprise
#20

The seat is pretty big.
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#22
My grandparents had one in their basement when I was younger. I tried to ride it a few times but never got the hang of it.
#23
once. i had an epic fall.
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#24
i knew like 5 people in high school who could, or were learning
the guy i jammed with all the time had one, and could ride pretty consistently
i tried a couple times, but i sucked so i gave up
it helped to ride next to a rail
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#25
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#26
i can get them going but have no way to stop other that crushing my balls on the seat :p although i can ride a pogo with no hands and only one foot untill i broke it
#27
My brother used to have one, I actually got quite decent at going in a straight line, turning around and going back, and maybe the occasional 'bunnyhop' ! But if I ever tried to do like, a long sweeping curve (that couldn't of sounded more stupid if I'd tried), then I just fell off
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i can get them going but have no way to stop other that crushing my balls on the seat :p although i can ride a pogo with no hands and only one foot untill i broke it

Me too... My main problem is controlling my speed. My driveway has a slight hill to it. And if you go too fast, you fall, and if you go to slow, it's more difficult...
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#31
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icwutudidthar, and I lol'd very hard

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#32
i have two


:P


rode it when i was like 9. got really good.

its like riding a bike, once you learn you can't forget.
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#33
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#34
Where would one go about buying a unicycle?

In the UK.
England.
Newcastle / North East, specifically.
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#35
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Where would one go about buying a unicycle?

I got mine at a local flea market.
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#36
As far as my memory extends I can not recall ever seeing a unicycle in real life. Perhaps I have seen one at a fair before...but I can't be too sure. That being said, I've never had the opportunity to ride one. It seems like a rather unreliable form of transport.
#39
I can ride one too! I once rode it wearing a yellow and orange jumpsuit that didn't fit so my left nipple was dangling and it had a hole in the crotch, purely for the amusement of others. and depending on the girl, it CAN be a pussy magnet.
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