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#1
Seeing as my band plays hair metal, I need to start dressing appropriately. So how do I start looking like a hair-metal drummer?
#3
How long is your hair?

Take some pics to show us what you currently look like so we can appropriately guide you through what will make you look good instead of what will make you look like a clown.
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#4
please for the love of god dont


some things died out for a good reason!!!
#5
Get a bad perm, grow your hair out and wear spandex.
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#9
Tight clothes, odd prints, bad denim clothes, big feathered hair/permed hair, bright colors, you know. Plus plenty of make-up
#10
Shoot up some heroin, where the most uncomfortable looking clothing, and then get anime hair.
#13
tease the hair, spandex, eyeliner and lipstick with a railroad conductors hat and you should be set.
#17
Wear really skinny jeans, Have you hair out and don't wear a T-shirt or anything on your upper body.
Also a brightly coloured guitar fits. (Y)
#18
Castration.
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#19
jump from a cliff, that should do it.
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#20
hair metal is awesome, but some of the fashions aren't so much. i'd just dress normally, to be honest.
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#21
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Spandex. Leather. Hairspray.

Always have a mirror handy to check your hair at any given moment





I LOVE Steel Panther...
#23
AquaNet will be your best friend.


Tease your hair and comb it out and up, applying hair spray vigorously.

Dye it blond for maximum effect.

a lot of mascara and eyeliner with a light foundation, some reddish hue on your cheeks and clear lip gloss should help.


Leopard and zebra prints are also good, or some bright neon stuff,
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#26
Get AIDS.
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#28
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Aren't you female? So shouldn't you be trying to look like a man then?


as in counter the men were trying to look like women?
#29
None of my replies are considered or acknowledged.

Should I even continue to respond?
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#30
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Drugs are bad m'kay?

Do you want to be hair-metal or not?
#31
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AquaNet will be your best friend.


Tease your hair and comb it out and up, applying hair spray vigorously.

Dye it blond for maximum effect.


Perms will fix this...


a lot of mascara and eyeliner with a light foundation, some reddish hue on your cheeks and clear lip gloss should help.


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

I can't apply make-up too well....I will soon learn.



Leopard and zebra prints are also good, or some bright neon stuff,


Yay!
#32
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Perms will fix this...


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

I can't apply make-up too well....I will soon learn.


Yay!

If you want hair like the guy in the middle



then use my method.

if you don't want hair like that, perm away.


Make-up application requires patience.

Practice on someone or something to improve your application skills.
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#33
bandana is a must
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#34
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If you want hair like the guy in the middle



then use my method.

if you don't want hair like that, perm away.


I just want hair that is as big as possible. I'm trying not to think of the hair damage I'll do though...



Make-up application requires patience.

Practice on someone or something to improve your application skills.


I'll just get someone to teach me.
#35
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I just want hair that is as big as possible. I'm trying not to think of the hair damage I'll do though...


I'll just get someone to teach me.

Instead of teasing, you could straighten hair and comb it out and up.

You'll just need more hairspray
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#36
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Instead of teasing, you could straighten hair and comb it out and up.

You'll just need more hairspray



Looks like I'm going to have to stock up on hairspray either way...
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#39
how about...you don't try and get the "hair-metal" look, because, you'll end up looking horrible like the rest.
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#40
Flip your head upside down (so all the hair is hanging downwards) and just blast everything with holding spray
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