#1
I'm going for a night out in Paris this weekend and was wondering if there is anything that is really worth seeing or any good bars or clubs to go to?
#2
Pick up some french hookers. Make sure they aren't bigfoot in disguise (about 99% of french women are)
#3
bang a french *****.
i mean, is there anything ELSE to do?
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bang a french *****.
i mean, is there anything ELSE to do?

Pretty much this.
#7
Have sex with a hooker in a park.


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in paris....

why would you be in a place everyone's been to.

o wait, you meant the country.
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Go to Montmartre, in the evening, it's really nice

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montmartre


Argh, beat me to it. Yeah, TS, go there, go and watch some burlesque shows and drink lots of cheap wine.
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#13
Spend an hour getting a cheeseburger at the McDonalds on the Champs Elysee, Oh and there's a couple of really cool car showrooms there too. And there's this one restaurant on the Champs Elysee that I can't remeber the name, But it's like decorated with like, a thousand pots and pans, They have good mashed potatoes...
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Go to McDonalds.


and get a royale with cheese
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#15
have a wank on the eiffel tower onto some unsuspecting french twat
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#17
Whatever it is people normally do in Texas.
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#18
Get some proper French onion soup... i made some today... not as good... over salted... gutted.
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and get a royale with cheese

in small relation to what you just said...
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Go to the Hard Rock Cafe.
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#21
*insert post about fapping and having sex with women cus im hilarious*

anyho, yeah i would'nt know, never been, id go see the sights during the day then maybe check out some bars/clubs during the night
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#22
Pick on some French People.
Pick up some French people.


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#23
I'd honestly go to a few cafe's and smoke small cafe creme cigars and drink expresso's with a bottle of water and watch the people pass by. Soak up the cosmopolitan atmosphere.
#25
go to a shisha bar in paris and try to pickup a really cute french girl. Smoking hash is a plus.
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#27
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gather up the muslim population and start a riot



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#28
go there and call everyone "foreigners". And be arrogant. take some of the pressure off us American.
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#29
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gather up the muslim population and start a riot

Funny on so many levels


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You could walk around wearing this, and mimicing the action too - that would probably cause a riot in downtown Paree;
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#30
What I'm remember most about our school trip there, was the Sacre Coeur, which is on top of Montmartre, if I remember correctly. On of the most impressive churches/religious building I've seen.

After that, wine and hookers.
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#31
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niiiiice. well, at least the reference is 'niiiice', the act of slaying a courageous and noble female is pretty wicked.

in paris....

why would you be in a place everyone's been to.

o wait, you meant the country.

i'm lost...the country of paris?


My mind is going. I can feel it.
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#33
I was there with a friend two years ago. Thinking there'd at least be something going on in the city centre in the evening, we headed pretty much from the Eiffel Tower along the Seine through the centre of the city. This was maybe 11 p.m. and the place was completely and utterly dead. Not one person in the place. Desolate, silent and dark.

The next night, having heard that the nightlife was in the Bastille area, we headed there. We were pleased to find ourselves surrounded by bars. We went into one, bought a drink, and then realised that there wasn't a woman in sight and the bartender had a pink glowstick in his ear. Making a hasty exit, we headed on to the next bar. This place was a little more subtle, but my friend knew that once again something wasn't right when he came back from the toilet and found me being chatted up by two American guys. He quickly dragged me out. For some time we wandered around, trying to find the great bars mentioned in my Lonely Planet book, negotiating our way past numerous gay couples locked in passionate embrace, before we finally found ourselves in what appeared to be Paris's small, compact heterosexual district. We then found a bar, got royally pissed, left, had an argument about the way home, got separated, and eventually met back at the hostel.

Good times.


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in paris....

why would you be in a place everyone's been to.

o wait, you meant the country.


Hahaha.

Wait ... what?
#35
I got the joke, don't worry shanchett99.
He was making a clever sexual reference to paris hilton. Because everyone's been in her. And TS said what to do In paris. Get it? Funny man you are.
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I got the joke, don't worry shanchett99.
He was making a clever sexual reference to paris hilton. Because everyone's been in her. And TS said what to do In paris. Get it? Funny man you are.

yes, but he called paris a country.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#37
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yes, but he called paris a country.


lol, i didnt notice that...=P

while in paris, avoid the cliche eiffel tower visiting. dont even look at it. if you catch a glimpse of it though, repress the image. then do it with the cleanest french women you can find...they may look like this...

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