#2
The hell is Moe's Southwest Grill?

I thought it was a tavern?
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#4
They don't have Moes in the UK, but that sock made my day. So, thank you. Have an Internet.
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#5
hahaha that wasn't bad...

"what can I get you?"

"nothing."
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#6
moes bends taco bell over and fucks it in the ass
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#7
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moes bends taco bell over and fucks it in the ass



Moes >>>> Tijuana Flats > Chipotle >>> Taco Bell
#10
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Has anyone heard of kronic Tocos?


Nah, where are those located?
#11
Thank God someone else knows of the greatness that is Moe's. It's like Taco Bell and Chipotle combined, and twice as awesome.
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#12
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Thank God someone else knows of the greatness that is Moe's. It's like Taco Bell and Chipotle combined, and twice as awesome.


Amen
#13
I like Moe's. I didn't like that.
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#14
My local Moe's always has slammin' hot girls working. The food is good too.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#15


I smell Fox suing them...
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#17
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IMO.
Tijuana Flats is so ****ing good.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#18
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IMO.



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#19
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Yeah but you like twilight so your opinion doesn't count


You look like Dave Grohl but The Foo Fighters aren't on your bands list, your argument is invalid.
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#20
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#21
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You look like Dave Grohl but The Foo Fighters aren't on your bands list, your argument is invalid.



But I did see the Foo Fighters when they were on tour with Weezer!
#22
I dig Moe's. I always get a Homewrecker with tofu, since I'm a tree-hugging pansy.

The song sucked, though. Those guys were possibly the worst rappers I've ever seen. First of all, all the lyrics stuck to the same cliché rhythm throughout the entire song. Second, there was like no inflection in their voices at all. Frankly, it sounded like they were reading a grocery list.
#23
Quote by Holy Katana
I dig Moe's. I always get a Homewrecker with tofu, since I'm a tree-hugging pansy.


I think you're the first person I've met who gets the tofu. How good is it (I guess from a tofu standpoint)?
#24
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I dig Moe's. I always get a Homewrecker with tofu, since I'm a tree-hugging pansy.



What is the tofu like?! I need to know!
#25
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What is the tofu like?! I need to know!


It's just plain old tofu with some spices added, I think. It's pretty good, though.
#26
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It's just plain old tofu with some spices added, I think. It's pretty good, though.

what is tofu?
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#27
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what is tofu?


Well, you know about soymilk, right? Well, you know how you can make cheese by curdling milk and aging it? Do the same thing with soymilk, but don't age it. In other words, it's curds from soymilk.

It doesn't have much taste at all, but that's its strong point. It takes spices really well because of that. If you haven't ever had it, you should try some. Although it's likely that you have, since it's used all the time in Japanese and Chinese food.
#28
Quote by The Jolly Llama
Thank God someone else knows of the greatness that is Moe's. It's like Taco Bell and Chipotle combined, and twice as awesome.


Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.