#1
Well.. we were making out on the bed as you do and she said to me "i'm really turned on right now....i wish i wasn't on so that we could have sex right here right now!"
After which i proceeding to scream inside my head and then she looked up at me and said "are you ok? your eye is twitching like crazy" after about 10 seconds of just looking at her i said.. "i'm fine realluyufuuuuuuuu" my speech just did something unexpected and ran away with it's self... well she's gone now.. she said that about an hour ago and i'm raging inside...
i won't see her again for months..
#5
too bad, buddy
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#9
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#10
"i'm fine realluyufuuuuuuuu"



Sucks!
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#12
that's too bad. also i really don't care
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#14
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#15
i think this should go in the relationship thread.. idk tho

ehm cool story bro?

edit: i would take it the thread down if i was yeww,,
Last edited by metallica724 at Aug 16, 2009,
#16
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Never understood why people would rather have feces than blood on their tool.

#18
There's nothing wrong with running red lights every so often.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#19
What does "realluyufuuuuuuuu" mean? I'm not trying to make fun of you, I'm just curious because without knowing what that means I don't get your story..
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#20
so?
That's what happens.
Plow her another day.
Jesus.


edit:
There's also something seriously wrong with you if you were so freaked out by this that your eye was twitching "like crazy" and you couldn't speak.
Last edited by charliezard! at Aug 16, 2009,
#21
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Never understood why people would rather have feces than blood on their tool.



Its a joke, I endorse neither bumfun nor bloodsport.
#22
A friend of mine once said, "If you can run through mud, you can F**K in blood!"
#26
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Never understood why people would rather have feces than blood on their tool.



Neither have I. I don't really see why people are so nuts about anal sex, either.
#27
Although this is amazing to you, you have to realize that sometimes the pit really doesn't care. There's a bug that keeps buzzing around in my pillow case and I'm too much of a pussy to take care of it, so tonight I'll sleep without it.
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#28
According to what I understood from this, your girl was on her period.

So?


You could still have sex, and if she isn't comfortable with that, there's always anal.
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