#1
This is a special thanks to all of the guys that put on a free concert at guitar center everyday, we appreciate everything you do for our community. Like when I go in to actually purchase something, you come sit right next to me and play your "top shelf" ibanez through any solid state monster in the store, and show me how fast you can tap. Or like when I am asking someone a question and you stepped up to the plate and instead tell us all how incredible your band is. Another reason I am so impressed by you guys, is how you find time to come to guitar center every day when you're always out on the road touring. It's already pretty hard to sift through the wealth of knowledge available behind the counter, but when you add your countless years of experience in to the equation, there is no end.

Another way that you guys have changed my life is through my use of equipment. Over the years I've always thought that boutique pedals and custom tube configurations really contributed to my overall tone, yet you proved me wrong. Just from watching you play both measures you know from Free Bird, I learned that all I really need is a digitech floor board or a line 6 product to get the job done. Just hearing you guys really shred on your speed metal makes me wonder why people still listen to bands like The Beatles, Coldplay or U2.

Thanks again for all you've done for me personally, you've really taught me that everything I thought I knew must be wrong, I am forever in debt to you. Because of this, I am now looking for a new drummer. Currently my drummer plays with a metronome and is way to solid and tasteful, consider him gone! If you are one of those guys in the drum dept. that knows that fast double bass is so much more important than keeping time, you're the one for me. So what if you don't own a drum set and therefore never practice, who needs practice when you're a prodigy? Who care's if you came in 7th place at last years drum off, the judges were conspiring against you.

Last but not least, I am also holding auditions for a bass player. Currently my bass player plays through this stupid little ampeg 8x10 cab & head with a few vintage fender basses, and all he knows how to do is stay with the kick drum. Who cares that he's never made a mistake, or that he could write a book on music theory, what matters is that he can't slap. If there's one thing that can make any passionately slow song sound even better, that would be slap bass. So what if these pocket bass players like Adam Clayton are living in mansions and you're working at the mall, you know that slap bass is what's gonna bring in the big bucks. don't worry, you'll get your chance, the world won't know what hit'em.

thanks again!

Haha I love this ad.
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#2
Some guy on Gamefaqs beat you to it.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=243&topic=50804838\

Looks like you dropped the ball since someone in an unrelated part of the internet showed me this first, for shame...

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#3
wut.
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#4
what the hell?

i'll report as soon as i read it all... >_>
#5
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Some guy on Gamefaqs beat you to it.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=243&topic=50804838\

Looks like you dropped the ball since someone in an unrelated part of the internet showed me this first, for shame...


Except that is where I got it from. Me>you

EDIT: I'm R3N in the topic.
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#9
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what the hell?

i'll report as soon as i read it all... >_>

No need, just a funny CL.
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i read the first sentence, and decided this is dumb.

Read the second sentence.
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Last edited by SecretAgentS at Aug 16, 2009,
#10
GameFaqs is inferior to UG. Trust me as someone with what should be over 1500 karma there.

I forgot to add, this thing is too good. Sums up every trip to guitar center I've ever had.
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#11
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GameFaqs is inferior to UG. Trust me as someone with what should be over 1500 karma there.

Except CE is better than The Pit... except for the massive amounts of fads.
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#12
Lol, i actually read all of that. Its funny because its true.
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*sigh* yet again, only on UG would somebody rush to their computer to tell the pit when their lives or property are in dire trouble.
#14
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That wasn't funny at all.

You have either no sense of humor, or have never gone to GC, since this is all entirely true. I never understood why people would just sit there and shred over and over and over again, while I'm trying to improv in blues.
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#17
Quote by SecretAgentS
You have either no sense of humor, or have never gone to GC, since this is all entirely true. I never understood why people would just sit there and shred over and over and over again, while I'm trying to improv in blues.

the guy is right its not funny. yes the staff sucks at GC and most people there cant play but it still wasnt funny.
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#18
I'm not sure how to feel about this but i lolled.
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#19
I loled. This is too awesome
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#20
I've actually heard some good non"lolzicanshredzn00bz0rz" performances in GC, so don't bash it all. In general, making generalisations is bad.
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#21
Quote by SecretAgentS
You have either no sense of humor, or have never gone to GC, since this is all entirely true. I never understood why people would just sit there and shred over and over and over again, while I'm trying to improv in blues.


it goes both ways you know, if you don't respect another person's genre of preference, why should he in return respect yours ? If he's playing too loud, go ahead and tell him to turn it down a tad, don't be scared.
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#22
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it goes both ways you know, if you don't respect another person's genre of preference, why should he in return respect yours ? If he's playing too loud, go ahead and tell him to turn it down a tad, don't be scared.

How would you feel if I played Smoke on the Water OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. It is really that annoying.
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#24
Quote by SecretAgentS
How would you feel if I played Smoke on the Water OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. It is really that annoying.


but it's not the same thing at all. You're just being immature about it.
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Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.