Poll: What should I text pit?
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View poll results: What should I text pit?
NO YOU
31 32%
lol k
32 33%
*something sympathetic saying how sorry I am
10 10%
other *plz be specific*
24 25%
Voters: 97.
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#1
So I made an earlier thread about a month ago about how i ****ed my best friends girl and felt really bad about it. Well, now everyone knows including him (I finally told him) and this is a text message I just got sent to me

"Fuck you stay away from me and everyone else in my family you basically killed my brother thanks for nothing asshole lose my number you little nigger lover"

Said text message is supposedly from his sister. I can see why their mad, but calling me a ****** lover is just uncalled for. So my question to the pit is: What should I text back? Most votes win and I will deliver.

Theres more background info to the story, but

tl;dr: hes a ****ing douchebag
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#4
Don't text her back, forget about them, and get on with life. That's what I would do. That is if you're telling the truth. I didn't even see your first thread, so I don't know if it's a joke, but it sounds like one.
#5
Sounds like you are the douche-bag who ****ed your best friends girlfriend and will now probably never have another best friend, since you obviously don't value friendship. Conclusion? Suicide? Move? Take a punch to the nuts? Use common sense? All good options.
#9
lol k.
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#10
****** lover? Where does she think that fits with what you did? Was the girl you fucked black?
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#11
As it was already mentioned-

post her number on /b/


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#12
Quote by Jacob6293
****** lover? Where does she think that fits with what you did? Was the girl you fucked black?

well my other best friend is black and he ****ed her too (i had no idea until recently)
and no. I'm not posting her number on /b/. As lulzy as it would be, I would just rather not.
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#13
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#14
You f***ed his lady and you think he's the douchebag??

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#15
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well my other best friend is black and he ****ed her too (i had no idea until recently)
and no. I'm not posting her number on /b/. As lulzy as it would be, I would just rather not.

Sounds like she's a whore anyway.
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#17
ya man just dont text back an kinda walk away.........btw since im am an a$$hole an i have cheated with people but never on my own girl....was she hot? ha justr asking
#19
Quote by heavenbesideyou
well my other best friend is black and he ****ed her too (i had no idea until recently)
and no. I'm not posting her number on /b/. As lulzy as it would be, I would just rather not.


Did you fuck your black friend as well? That would probably make her hate message make more sense.

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Sounds like she's a whore anyway.


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#20
Well don't go to /b/ on this one bud a usual reply would be not personal army gtfo my /b/. I would say..Bang his girlfriend ( probably ex now) again and get the profit
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#22
"i've ****ed your girl, I'm gonna **** you next"

Edit:- Send ths to his bro, not sis
Last edited by luv090909 at Aug 16, 2009,
#23
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ya man just dont text back an kinda walk away.........btw since im am an a$$hole an i have cheated with people but never on my own girl....was she hot? ha justr asking

a 19 year old milf. without the milfness. alcohol was a key factor and yes im a ****ing douchebag as well, but you know what? I don't really care anymore, this guy has ****ed me over (and others) so many times I'm surprised he has anyone left.
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#25
dog act bra

but something along the lines of 'lick the bag' will work well in this situation
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#26
Quote by heavenbesideyou
a 19 year old milf. without the milfness. alcohol was a key factor and yes im a ****ing douchebag as well, but you know what? I don't really care anymore, this guy has ****ed me over (and others) so many times I'm surprised he has anyone left.



Wait, she has a child?
#27
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Did you fuck your black friend as well? That would probably make her hate message make more sense.

lol nah
edit: ^^yes she has a child
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#29
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"i've ****ed your girl, I'm gonna **** you next"

Edit:- Send ths to his bro, not sis

Cool banned bro.
#30
She has a child and banged you and your other best friend? *****.
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#31
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If you really wanted to make amends, you wouldn't be asking the Pit.

So just text "lol k", and forget about them.

lol k

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#32
I had no idea we had hicks in California....

Man,I love SoCal.
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#33
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I had no idea we had hicks in California....

Man,I love SoCal.

consider yourself lucky
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#35
Text back this: HEY, I didn't f- her, she f-ed me! Screw you guys.

Edit:
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#36
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Text back this: HEY, I didn't f- her, she f-ed me! Screw you guys.

Edit:

You must share now

I don't hear a "please!".
#37
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I don't hear a "please!".


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#38
im not sure if your texting her or the your friend so say either

"you were a pity fu*k anyway."
or
"she was a pity fu*k anyway"

just so the pit gets its named mentioned and it will piss someone off.
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#39
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Please, great one. Bestow upon us your words.

Fine. Believe it or not I got this idea from a bulletin I read on Myspace a long time ago:

TS, you should hook up with the girl again and film it. Then send the video to him, along with an apology cake. A cake that has your sperm in it, because you had the chick spit your sperm in the cake mix after you came on her. Then hope he eats the cake, followed by a watching of the video.


That's my sick and disturbing contribution
#40
you should slip her roofies


and do her
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