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#5
He seems pretty chill. Make friends with him.
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
Eventually
#6
ceiling grasshopper!
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#8
its a grasshopper i think
eat it, itll give you protein you need for proper body function
#9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU


I think this applies to your situation, only you're dealing with a grasshopper instead.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#11
Whoa! Catch it!

I wish I had a cricket/grasshopper...
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#12
Seems pretty chill. You should put him in a jar and keep him as a pet. He probably likes you.
#13
Eat it. Now.
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#14
Quote by Våd Hamster


I hereby invoke your manliness card. Indefinately.

so scrubs finally come in hady for something

and you better watch out, my friend got killed by one a dose, theyre pretty damn poisonous
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#17
Try to understand it's culture, mate with it, and create a race of Human/Bug hybrids. It seems to be the only logical solution.
Como te
#18
/facepalm...
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#20
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i'm looking for a mason jar to catch him. what shall his name be?

Jerry.
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
Eventually
#21
Count Ervin von Dorselwinkle III of Eckersley
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#25
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Count Ervin von Dorselwinkle III of Eckersley



sounds good, i'm taking a picuture of him as we speak
#26
Quote by bandt
he's almost attacked a few times, i'm sure he's plotting for a take over


if you dont mind may i ask you a question.... are you high?

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#27
It's a poisonous grandpa snorkler.. i would watch out
enjoi yourself


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#29
Name him after the pit.
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*sigh* yet again, only on UG would somebody rush to their computer to tell the pit when their lives or property are in dire trouble.
#30
Looks like a cricket, just feed it to a gecko.

Don't have a gecko you say,HAHA (cuz I has a gecko n' **** )
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#31
Find a way to have sex with it.
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#33
name it after the person with the best profile page in this thread...

*looks at all other profiles*

Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#34
what a pussy.
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#35
Quote by Aerokizzombie
name it after the person with the best profile page in this thread...

*looks at all other profiles*

Yeah, that's you.

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#37
Quote by food1010
Yeah, that's you.

At the Pac-Man video:

you followin me around the pit arent ya

ima go tell chono and them to put the thread in their sig too
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#38
poke holes in the grasshopper's back so that it can breathe.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#39
Quote by Våd Hamster


I hereby invoke your manliness card. Indefinately.

seconded.

Now you must sit while you pee.
#40
Quote by Våd Hamster


I hereby invoke your manliness card. Indefinately.


Don't you man revoke?

Although invoking one would apparently help him more
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