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At your school/Town, who is the typical douchebag?
How do they dress? Act? Do for a living?
Have you ever encountered one, and what happened?

Typical Douche:
Preppy, popped collar, big color-full classes, sandals, shorts, spiked hair, sea-shell necklace.

Acts like he is unique, has the biggest penis in the world and thinks he is a god.
Around my town, they usually listen to Lil Wayne or some kind of hip-hop that talks about mistreating women.

Your turn.
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Around here, they all listen to Rage Against the Machine and other ocerrated rap/rock groups and all want to be the lead guitar player in your band. Even if they don;t have a damn guitar.
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Actually, the D-bags in my school are generally hicks, who wear work boots and flannel jackets. The ones wearing Ambacrombi, American Eagle, or Areopostale, shorts, sandals and such are pretty cool people.
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Another thread made by a kid trying to fit in by making fun of an assumed 'enemy.' Other people have other tastes. Let it be.
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Around here, they all listen to Rage Against the Machine and other ocerrated rap/rock groups and all want to be the lead guitar player in your band. Even if they don;t have a damn guitar.

The hell's wrong with RATM. I see you're a fan of Green Day. You're real cool, living on the edge are we? I mean, how more overrated can you get than Green Day?
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Another thread made by a kid trying to fit in by making fun of an assumed 'enemy.' Other people have other tastes. Let it be.


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I've been a long time user of UG, just recently joined the forums and i rather like the majority of the community, because they are Fk'n funny, i was just making a fun topic.
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The hell's wrong with RATM. I see you're a fan of Green Day. You're real cool, living on the edge are we? I mean, how more overrated can you get than Green Day?

I never said there's anything wrong with Rage Against the Machine. I think they were pretty cool, in fact, as well as being original. I think Morello kicks ass. But they are overrated, you have to agree. And same with Green Day. Overrated, unfortunately by teenage girls. But oh well, that isn't going to stop me from liking them. As far as living on the edge goes.... I really don't see what my musical preferences have to do with me living on the edge
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Thinking RATM is overrated isn't a fact. It's your dumbass opinion.
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Thinking RATM is overrated isn't a fact. It's your dumbass opinion.

Well then let me have my own dumbass opinion. What's it to you anyway?
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There's this goobersmoocher from my school named Jackson. He likes to dress in the whole "I don't really give a damn what I where" attitude, when in reality, he only does BECAUSE he wants the image. Plus he does **** like going to ditch his friends to talk with girls and makes stupid jokes in class and is always slinging his head from side to side.

I got in a fight with him at the beginning of summer, even that was gay as sh*t.
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Thinking RATM is overrated isn't a fact. It's your dumbass opinion.

Who are you trying to convince?
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Well then let me have my own dumbass opinion. What's it to you anyway?


Because you are acting like your opinion is fact which has turned you into.....a douchebag.
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Because you are acting like your opinion is fact which has turned you into.....a douchebag.

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Sandals or ridiculous multi-bright colored skater shoes
Plaid shorts or skintight jeans
Polo shirt or skintight t-shirt from one of the prep stores in the mall
That skater haircut where it's long enough to cover the eyes a little and then curls upwards
Necklace or wristbands

That's what the typical douche looks like around here.

Quote by Frank Fury
I never said there's anything wrong with Rage Against the Machine. I think they were pretty cool, in fact, as well as being original. I think Morello kicks ass. But they are overrated, you have to agree. And same with Green Day. Overrated, unfortunately by teenage girls. But oh well, that isn't going to stop me from liking them. As far as living on the edge goes.... I really don't see what my musical preferences have to do with me living on the edge

Definitely. I have an acquaintance that told me she actually started crying because Billie Joe was on the stage that was near her. I mean, what the fuck, really?
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I've got an alternative view of douchebags:

That's not a real doctor.

This is a real doctor.

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Around here:

Baseball Cap, tilted upwards,
Baggy Jeans,
Belt, with a ludicrously huge belt buckle,
Those zip-up hoodies with designs all over them, no matter hot hot it is,
and Jordan Sneakers.

Okay, that's a "gangsta," but what's the difference, really?


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