#1
So you are sitting at a bus stop with a little kid (6).. the lotto was called last night and you were a few numbers off. You notice the kid pulls out this ticket from his pocket with the correct numbers, would you -

A) Take the ticket and run
B) Do the right thing and tell him what to do and maybe his parents will share the money with you.
C) Do a barrel roll
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Last edited by bucketmark at Aug 17, 2009,
#2
are you or this kid 18......

And no i would NOT take his ticket. Not saying i would tell him what to do with it, but i wouldn't take it.

Edit: meant to put that not in there.
Last edited by epic7734 at Aug 17, 2009,
#3
Do a barrel roll to get to the kid, tell him what to do, AND THEN take the ticket in run.
#5
Tell the kid you want to check his ticket for winning numbers, take ticket into your hands, look it over, distract him with something for a second, swap his with yours, give him your ticket (leaving you with winning ticket), barrel roll down to wherever you claim the money

Edit: Plus since you stated that he was a "kid" I'm guessing that he was underage, therefor he cannot claim the ticket himself so really, by taking his ticket, you're doing him a favor.
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Last edited by Koshman32 at Aug 17, 2009,
#6
Needs poll. haha. And no, I wouldn't, I'd probably tell him what to do, but that's just me. haha.
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I would take it. The kid committed a crime, so I would be a vigilante hero.

Where in that vague story did the kid commit a crime?
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#11
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Tell the kid you want to check his ticket for winning numbers, take ticket into your hands, look it over, distract him with something for a second, swap his with yours, give him your ticket (leaving you with winning ticket), barrel roll down to wherever you claim the money

Edit: Plus since you stated that he was a "kid" I'm guessing that he was underage, therefor he cannot claim the ticket himself so really, by taking his ticket, you're doing him a favor.

This.

That or throw myself onto him while screaming rape and take his ticket in the confusion.
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#12
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Where in that vague story did the kid commit a crime?

When he had a lottery ticket? You have to be 18 for any kind of lottery stuff, even scratch offs.
#13
id steal his ticket then report him to the proper authorities for robbing a poor old man of his ticket because this kid is certainly not old enough to buy one himself.
#14
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Where in that vague story did the kid commit a crime?



Lottery tickets can only be purchased by people over the age of 18.
#15
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This.

That or throw myself onto him while screaming rape and take his ticket in the confusion.


By throwing yourself onto him, are you planning on being the raper?
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#16
I'd tell the kid to stuff it and take it to his parents, in all honesty.
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#17
"Hey kid, I'm an adult so you have to do as I say. Let me see that."

"Errh... okay?"

"Thanks, kid... OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S THE BOOGIE MAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!"

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#18
nah
if he dropped it i would cash it in and track him down and give him like 50/50
but i wouldnt outright steal it from them
#19
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By throwing yourself onto him, are you planning on being the raper?

Well in a position that makes it look like he is...idk it's 3 o' clock in the ****ing morning...
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#20
probaly fap i dunno never been in this situation or one similar but it'd be a safe bet to say i would fap
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#22
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"Hey kid, I'm an adult so you have to do as I say. Let me see that."

"Errh... okay?"

"Thanks, kid... OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S THE BOOGIE MAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!"

*runs*


You're supposed to throw a barrel roll in there somewhere!
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Well in a position that makes it look like he is...idk it's 3 o' clock in the ****ing morning...


Lol I know, 1AM here. Can't sleep though. And I never noticed how interesting threads are at this time of day.
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#24
Take the ticket.
Where's the poll?
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#26
I would trade him my car keys for it. You can get a new car with the money.
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