#1
we were stuck in traffick near worthing, she was so nice waving and smiling to everyone ......................Boy would i spank her around the bedroom !!
#2
cool story bro
Mah gear :p

Guitars:
Ibanez RG350DX
BC rich NJ neck thru series warlock
customized epi les paul

Amps:
blackstar ht-5 combo
VOX VT-100

Pedals:
bad dog phaser


"Remember your a WOMBLE!!!"
Quote by Morrie2995
dude you just became my hero. Nice
#4
Quote by rigiddigits
She is a leathery old trollope.


agreed
Mah gear :p

Guitars:
Ibanez RG350DX
BC rich NJ neck thru series warlock
customized epi les paul

Amps:
blackstar ht-5 combo
VOX VT-100

Pedals:
bad dog phaser


"Remember your a WOMBLE!!!"
Quote by Morrie2995
dude you just became my hero. Nice
#7
Quote by rigiddigits
She is a leathery old trollope.


Couldn't agree more.

But she is very friendly. I have met her before near worthing on a geography school trip. I nearly noshed one off at the back of the bus. (when she was hot)
#8
My nan and grandad live in Worthing. Did you see them?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#9
Quote by CTFOD
My nan and grandad live in Worthing. Did you see them?


why yes i did as it happens.............you should be ashamed young man tut tut
#10
Did she have her boobs with her?
Quote by Stormx
I tremble before your enormous penis.
Quote by molala2
and i farted, it was really stink
Quote by italiarlz135
Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
Quote by josh999x, Brick23


#11
Neat.

Why do people feel the urge to tell us everything about their lives?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#12
yes she is a skanky bitch and all that, and I really dislike her; but I would still **** her like there was no tomorrow!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#13
Quote by SteveHouse
Neat.

Why do people feel the urge to tell us everything about their lives?

They have no one else to tell it to.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#14
Quote by bewley
we were stuck in traffick near worthing, she was so nice waving and smiling to everyone ......................Boy would i spank her around the bedroom !!


and by spank you quite obviously mean punch in the face?
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#15
NO... FUCKING... WAY!...

your life is soooooo interesting

GUITARS CURRENTLY USED
Ibanez RG7621
Ibanez RG121
ESP LTD H-400
#16
Quote by bewley
we were stuck in traffick near worthing, she was so nice waving and smiling to everyone ......................Boy would i spank her around the bedroom !!



I would agree with you if she still looked like this
http://www.hormiga.org/fondosescritorio/wallpapers/Famosos/Katie-Price/Katie-Price-Jordan-413200354506pm229.jpg
But she doesn't anymore; so nah.
Last edited by PeZ546 at Aug 17, 2009,
#17
I would of done her a while back.



I'd motor-boat those puppies.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#19
talking about jordan reminds me of these:

...man i want a watermelon right now
Quote by shattamakar
Just because i like the taste of semen...It doesnt necessarily mean you would like it too..


...Music is like that.
#21
I got a chance to play music with the lead guitarist from Shadows Fall, but i didn't make a thread. You know why? Nobody cares.
#23
Quote by sylphin
cool story bro


I really hate this meme, but indeed, it is appropriate for this thread.
#24
Quote by CheeZey!
talking about jordan reminds me of these:

...man i want a watermelon right now


Epic Win!!
#25
Quote by bendystraw
I got a chance to play music with the lead guitarist from Shadows Fall, but i didn't make a thread. You know why? Nobody cares.

Was that a sly way of telling everyone?
#26
Quote by jaybals
i saw her a few months ago sat in a sushi bar in brighton behind me and my family

she was rough...


This. There are loads of hot british chicks. She is not one of them.
#27
Quote by rigiddigits
She is a leathery old trollope.

this, she is disgusting
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#29
Quote by Dregen
I really hate this meme, but indeed, it is appropriate for this thread.

Cool story, bro.
Yes, I use a Squier bass.


Quote by ccam555
0/10.

- Looking to improve this somewhat.
#30
Horrible ugly fake digusting chavvy slag.

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#31
Quote by SteveHouse
Why do people feel the urge to tell us everything about their lives?

'Cos it was a cool story, bro.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#33
Quote by bendystraw
I got a chance to play music with the lead guitarist from Shadows Fall, but i didn't make a thread. You know why? Nobody cares.

hey that's way more awesome. This thread shouldv be about that instead
Bristol Rovers

Up the Gas!




Please, call me Joe.
#34
Should've wound down your window and performed a cumshot all over her windscreen.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#35
Quote by PeZ546
I would agree with you if she still looked like this
http://www.hormiga.org/fondosescritorio/wallpapers/Famosos/Katie-Price/Katie-Price-Jordan-413200354506pm229.jpg
But she doesn't anymore; so nah.

oh lord if only she did
My Deviantart

Great Minds Think Alike
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
Quote by Mike50227
XD not bad

Quote by ExOblivione
You're my hero.

Quote by myevilside
I must say, i love it!
#36
rearrange the following sentence.

Pit The not blog your is

Also, did the money grabbing ***** have anything of note to contribute?
<--- This is Wally. Not Waldo.

Gear List:
Ibanez RG570
Fender MIA Strat (in black, HSS)
Godawful Marshall MG practice amp

My Youtube
My godawful blog
#37
I feel so sorry for Peter.

Hes much better than her.

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#40
Her sister was in my year at school, wasn't about to post it until I gave the name a quick google: