#1
Anyone know the best way to get emulsion paint off denim? I've ruined a good pair!
#7
a good way to get emulsion paint off is to fap so hard that you get a bucket load of your cum, then you tip it over your head for getting paint on your jeans.
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#9
"emulsion paint"
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#11
Cum on the rest of your pants so they look like they are white pants.
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#14
*obligatory ejaculation joke*

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#15
The best part of it, is the fact that he asks The Pit.
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#16
why would you say that in the pit. your a ****ing idiot man
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#17
*reads title*

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#20
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The best part of it, is the fact that he asks The Pit.


You say it like i wasn't expecting jizz-jokes.. i was the first to make one!
#27
Cooking oil, seriously it works.
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