Anyone know the best way to get emulsion paint off denim? I've ruined a good pair!
a good way to get emulsion paint off is to fap so hard that you get a bucket load of your cum, then you tip it over your head for getting paint on your jeans.

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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
"emulsion paint"
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blues_to_thrash, you are the master of epic lulz

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Cum on the rest of your pants so they look like they are white pants.
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Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
*obligatory ejaculation joke*

anyway, haven't a clue I'm afraid man.
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so wait... does PETA think all gay people are vegans?
why would you say that in the pit. your a ****ing idiot man
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Place it in your butt so you can't post anymore.

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The best part of it, is the fact that he asks The Pit.

You say it like i wasn't expecting jizz-jokes.. i was the first to make one!
Cooking oil, seriously it works.
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