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Title says it all...
So my new girlfriend, shes some mexican girl whos all into hip hop and dancing n stuff, we were talking today. Well I asked her "whats your favorite artist?"
She replied with "Second hand seranade...um, 30 secs to mars, and...oh, cannibal corpse".

Then I was just amazed...So I asked again "Cannibal Corpes?" for reasurance. Then she said "Yeah I like the beats and all the screaming I guess, idk, do you?" And I was like "uhh...I dont know much about them" then I asked "You know the song 'I cum blood'?" And she replied with... "Oh yeah, I like that song!"
And I was just like "k koo" Then Im just shocked because shes one of those real mexican girls who are into like serious hip hop and dance music...but to like cannibal corpse. I was just amazed...

Well, pit, the moral of this story everybody in this world can be different, but we can all share the love for I cum blood. Everybody has same interests as others, so we can all relate. But Im more shocked than amazed...
I just thought I should bring this up to the pit.
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#3
Marry it
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#10
Quote by Mannypedraza

So my new girlfriend, shes some mexican girl
.



~I can tell it's gonna last
#11
its a trap.
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#13
Oh yeah? Well my girlfriend refuses to sing the Beastie Boys songs in rock band.


#14
Quote by Mannypedraza
Title says it all...
So my new girlfriend, shes some mexican girl whos all into hip hop and dancing n stuff, we were talking today. Well I asked her "whats your favorite artist?"
She replied with "Second hand seranade...um, 30 secs to mars, and...oh, cannibal corpse".

Then I was just amazed...So I asked again "Cannibal Corpes?" for reasurance. Then she said "Yeah I like the beats and all the screaming I guess, idk, do you?" And I was like "uhh...I dont know much about them" then I asked "You know the song 'I cum blood'?" And she replied with... "Oh yeah, I like that song!"
And I was just like "k koo" Then Im just shocked because shes one of those real mexican girls who are into like serious hip hop and dance music...but to like cannibal corpse. I was just amazed...

Well, pit, the moral of this story everybody in this world can be different, but we can all share the love for I cum blood. Everybody has same interests as others, so we can all relate. But Im more shocked than amazed...
I just thought I should bring this up to the pit.


your words really paint a picture, your like an artist. she sounds beautiful.
#15
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~I can tell it's gonna last



she is only with him for one thing.
#16
i personally know more female cannibal corpse fans than male cannibal corpse fans
#17
Um, congrats?
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#22
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~I can tell it's gonna last


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#23
why would you be shocked by the fact that a mexican girl likes cannibal corpse?
#27
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dear god...
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
im so jealous
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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LOLjk guise, im not real.


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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#28
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ask her what songs she wants to re-enact. i suggest necropedophile, or ****ed with a knife.

+1
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Cannibal Corpse transcend genres and stereotypes with their emotional and heartfelt take on music.
#30
so the first time I've seen a situation where a "cool story, bro" may have made sense, and no one says it?! Jesus, you people confuse me.


anywho; That's cool TS, not that she like CC, but that you're banging a mexicano chick.
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#32
Quote by Doppelgänger
So a girl likes shitty music.

Not exactly something new.


*hands flameshield*

ontopic, i think that ts' girlfriend is a pretty cool guy (?) she listens to cannibal corpse and doesnt afraid of anything.
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That is quite unique...

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#34
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Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

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#36
Quote by Mannypedraza
Title says it all...
So my new girlfriend, shes some mexican girl whos all into hip hop and dancing n stuff, we were talking today. Well I asked her "whats your favorite artist?"
She replied with "Second hand seranade...um, 30 secs to mars, and...oh, cannibal corpse".

Then I was just amazed...So I asked again "Cannibal Corpes?" for reasurance. Then she said "Yeah I like the beats and all the screaming I guess, idk, do you?" And I was like "uhh...I dont know much about them" then I asked "You know the song 'I cum blood'?" And she replied with... "Oh yeah, I like that song!"
And I was just like "k koo" Then Im just shocked because shes one of those real mexican girls who are into like serious hip hop and dance music...but to like cannibal corpse. I was just amazed...

Well, pit, the moral of this story everybody in this world can be different, but we can all share the love for I cum blood. Everybody has same interests as others, so we can all relate. But Im more shocked than amazed...
I just thought I should bring this up to the pit.

Soy un mexicano y que es "Yo "Cum"-o Sangre"
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#37
Wait, you asked her what kind of music she likes AFTER you asked her out?

TS what were you thinking?
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#38
Gutted mate, i'll bet that under the rotted flesh she's a living dissection. You ought to perform a quick rancid amputation before your own innards decay and you end up covered in sores.
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#40
Shes a keeper

Some hot chick who sat next to me in history was going through my Ipod and she lliked Cannibal Corpse,Dethklok and John 5 (big one fo rme considering no one at school knows him). I came blood right there
Lifes a grave and I dig it!
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