Poll: Which applies to you?
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View poll results: Which applies to you?
I am male, and I have male genitalia.
56 82%
I am female, and I have female genitalia.
2 3%
I am male, and I have female genitalia.
2 3%
I am female, and I have male genitalia.
3 4%
Other. (please specify)
5 7%
Voters: 68.
#1
Hello, Pit.

A quick question, with a back story;

Me and My friend (to protect his/her identity, s/he shall be known as 'Modem') were hanging out in my room a while ago and I said to Modem;
“Have you ever thought that there's actually two varieties of genitalia in the world, two?! I wonder how many, and what type of people have each variety, does anyone have both even?”
Modem thought I was being stupid and replied;
“You're being stupid, Fumb-Duck, how could anyone possibly find out the answer to that question? You're going to fail, FAIL! Besides, genitalia are icky and can bear many diseases such as aids, gonorrhea, syphilis and swine influenza. ”
This hurt me deeply, if I could trust anyone to have complete faith in every endeavor I undertake, it would be Modem. So I began planning for my massive task, I bought a blue Bic crystal medium ball point pen (a picture of this pen can be found at the end of this post), and found some paper that seemed adequate on the floor of my dad's Jeep. I then, after months of meticulous planning, weeks of painful trial and error, I set to work on the streets of my local city. I had written out a quick question with four possible answers (indecently, identical to the poll found at the top of this thread).
I would ask those over the age of seven (I chose this age cut off, knowing that genitalia have not properly formed before this age) to answer this question truthfully, knowing their answers would not be disclosed to any third party. While this provided a good basis to start my research, with a very interesting trend (to keep results from this poll unbiased, I shall not disclose my findings) I could never reach as many people as I intended on the streets of my small city.

That is why I have chosen you, Pit, to continue my research.

The pen



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#2
This calls for the forbidden fruit. However I don't want to be banned.


Edit: Just so you know TS this makes almost no sense, and everyone that reads it is going to feel like they have lost a few points of their IQ.


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Last edited by ☼Blink☼ at Aug 17, 2009,
#3
lolwat?
no seriously, what?
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#4
I have a pen0r. I am a boy.
Didn't bother to read the thread, i'll do that now.
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#9
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Please include a tl;dr. Thank you.

tl;dr: some infantile **** about his friend saying he was stupid for asking the question(well roughly) of whether females have male genitalia

I agree with Modem TS, you are a stupid twat..
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#10
I expected a Fresh Prince joke by the end.
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#11
I fucking lol'd.
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#13
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tl;dr: some infantile **** about his friend saying he was stupid for asking the question(well roughly) of whether females have male genitalia

I agree with Modem TS, you are a stupid twat..



This guy must be on his period...
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My god.

Your username... it's amazing.



Yup.