#5
Not true, I'm sure most of my friends are more than interested to know that I'm thinking about making a sandwich, but we're out of mustard.
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#6
And so it is further confirmed. Twitter is useless and only attracts self indulgent douchebags.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
Pear....you say?

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#8
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And so it is further confirmed. Twitter is useless and only attracts self indulgent douchebags.


this.
"take your form
be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
he provided assurance
#9
what is the purpose of twitter? i once registered and there isn't much to do :s then i got a mail saying that some person is now following me :s
#10
Pear Analitics. Cool.
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#13
Twitter who?
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
#15
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And so it is further confirmed. Twitter is useless and only attracts self indulgent douchebags.

This, although some douchebag will undoubtedly come in here and argue about this.

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#16
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what is the purpose of twitter? i once registered and there isn't much to do :s then i got a mail saying that some person is now following me :s

It's simple. You write updates on what you're doing, or messages from you that you want the public to see. People who "follow" you are people who subscribe to your updates.

But as pointed out by the article, many people who use twitter think others give a shit that they are eating a sandwich for lunch.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
but why bag on twitter i love knowing about useless things when i stalk people
#18
The Pear you say?

Did we really need telling that most Tweets twatted on Twitter are pointless babble? I thought that was the point?

Ah, Twitter, the only place where it would be a good thing to have strangers following you.
#19
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...more like 99%

Twitter is ****ing stupid

This
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#20
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It's simple. You write updates on what you're doing, or messages from you that you want the public to see. People who "follow" you are people who subscribe to your updates.

But as pointed out by the article, many people who use twitter think others give a shit that they are eating a sandwich for lunch.

yeah. my family uses mobile twitter just to send updates to each other on where we are for communication's sake. it can be useful. but then there are guys that have hundreds of followers that care about every little detail of life.
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#21
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And so it is further confirmed. Twitter is useless and only attracts self indulgent douchebags.

As opposed to this fine community
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#22
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yeah. my family uses mobile twitter just to send updates to each other on where we are for communication's sake. it can be useful. but then there are guys that have hundreds of followers that care about every little detail of life.

The only legit use for Twitter is promotion...which means you'd have to be working towards a professional goal and not sitting around eating sandwiches.

Facebook is much more suitable for family networking.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
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The only legit use for Twitter is promotion.

Facebook is much more suitable for family networking.

yeah, we've discovered that recently. well, my brother and i did, when my mom turned into a twitter d-bag. their worse than zombies.
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#24
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As opposed to this fine community

I never implied this is a fine community.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
*updates Twitter: I am going to post a reply that I don't care about Twitter on the UG to sound cool.*

Good got I still don't understand how people care about what other people do.

*updates Twitter: I just posted a reply, and I just took a big fart also.*
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#26
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I never implied this is a fine community.

my point is most things on the internet can be criticized and the pit is filled with just as much garbage

And just for the record I don't use twitter or follow it or anything
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#27
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This, although some douchebag will undoubtedly come in here and argue about this.

Well, kinda hard not to, when people who think Twitter is **** have either newer used the service, or did but didn't know how to use it so they had a bad experience with it ergo they think it's ****. And they're completely entitled to their wrong opinion
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#28
ive never been on twitter but i would like to reply to someone saying 'cool story bro'
#29
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ive never been on twitter but i would like to reply to someone saying 'cool story bro'

because it is not done enough?
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#30
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because it is not done enough?


i thought you said you never went on there?
#31
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my point is most things on the internet can be criticized and the pit is filled with just as much garbage

And just for the record I don't use twitter or follow it or anything

Well, if they can be criticized, then can't I criticize?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
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Well, if they can be criticized, then can't I criticize?

Well yeah but you realise the irony of it yeah?
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#33
I'm fed up of the media's constant fellation of Twitter, as if it actually carried anything of value. I don't care what Stephen Fry had for dinner, or how big his last poo was. If I wished to find out, I'd check his Twitter doohickey, but I do not wish my newspaper to relay this information to me.

And now companies and the arts are doing it too. Twitter opera, Twitter plays, etc. The annoying thing is that I can't escape it unless I decide to stop reading the newspaper or watching the news on TV, because it's all over them.
#34
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my point is most things on the internet can be criticized and the pit is filled with just as much garbage

And just for the record I don't use twitter or follow it or anything


i can turn on the TV without hearing about UG. that's the difference.
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#37
Twitter is about 20 times worse than either facebook or myspace. It's so pointless that I can't possibly think of a good use for it. I'm almost getting mad at myself for getting angry at it, because it's such a mindless self-absorbed event.
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