#1
For me, it was a 37 year old. She wasn't actually that hot, looked kinda like my chemistry teacher, but I was drunk, and so was she, and we randomly ran into each other in the street. So I thought what the hell, this could be a laugh.

Wasn't that funny when I saw what she looked like without being under the influence, haha. Anyway, what's it for you? Tell us your stories!

PS: Bonked=Fucked
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#2
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For me, it was a 37 year old. She wasn't actually that hot, looked kinda like my chemistry teacher, but I was drunk, and so was she, and we randomly ran into each other in the street. So I thought what the hell, this could be a laugh.

Wasn't that funny when I saw what she looked like without being under the influence, haha. Anyway, what's it for you? Tell us your stories!

PS: Bonked=Fucked


78 year old. It was kinda like the scene in Yes Man.
#5
your mom

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#8
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Yeah the 16 year old fucked a 37 year old.

Nobody is impressed.

This

You're actually the pool boy, aren't you, TS?
#10
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Yeah the 16 year old fucked a 37 year old.

Nobody is impressed.

LOL. Notice how I said she wasn't hot, we were both drunk and I regretted it in the morning when I noticed how she really looked? Yeah, I was blatantly trying to impress with that.

Also, pool boy? wut?
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That's me

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#11
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I was expecting my girlfriend in the closet at this wedding party, so I got in, tis was dark, so I couldnt see anything, and I reached her and started fúcking her, until someone opend the door to find that I was fúcking the grooms grandmother.


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#12
This thread is as entertaining as a cover of a sun O))) song
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is it me or does the black kids head look like a bong, and the girl behind him just took a hit and is zonked out?
#15
I bonked Eleanor Roosevelt a couple of days ago....
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#16
I'm a bonkless motherfacker.
Kiss with a fist, lovely heterosexuals.
#17
18 years old, my daughter, i lured her in a dungeon, and kept her there for decades
you know the rest
Josef.
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#19
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This thread is as entertaining as a cover of a sun O))) song

I dunno, my air conditioner does a pretty damn good job at that.
#21
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I bonked Eleanor Roosevelt a couple of days ago....





And ive never bonked anybody
They don't sleep anymore on the beach..
#23
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I dunno, my air conditioner does a pretty damn good job at that.


ZING!

I am also bonkless. And damned proud of it.
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#27
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too big

and too thin
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If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#29
That's what she said
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#30
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and too thin



Thats not what she said


.........


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#31
16 i was 17.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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Do not sit idly by.
#32
TS clearly started this thread just to brag about ****ing a 37 year old. And thats if the story is even true!
I've been here since '04.

#33
he fucked his own mom.
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#34
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PS: Bonked=Fucked
No.

Boinked = Fucked.

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#36
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Did anyone else picture the scout from TF2 when they read bonked?

Get on the freakin' point you dumbass.

And no is impressed by the TS's sexual escapade with a woman more than twice his immature little age.
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