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#1
Hey, so, my girlfriend and I are looking for good porno music, or chill porno music to have sex to. I suggested it to her, and she was like "yeah!!!!" and I tried google and youtube, but I can't find any good stuff, so I thought I'd turn to the pit for some answers. haha.

GO!
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Aren't all voiceovers performed by Morgan Freeman?

I thought that was like a law or something.


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#4
David Bowie - Fame

put that **** in repeat
When the last living thing has died on account of us,
how poetical it would be if Earth could say,
in a voice floating up perhaps from the floor of the Grand Canyon,
"It is done. People did not like it here."
#5
porngrind ? haha just kidding

check out some old red hot chili peppers from the 90's.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#6
I Cum Blood, Yes I Did It First!!
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I put the blanket over me and make my knees into a 'tent' so he couldn't see my boner. I jizzed while he gave me a lecture on using coasters.


BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#8
Well, you have to do foreplay to Marvin Gaye- Let's Get it On. Everybody knows that.
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#11
Really funky, upbeat rock and roll music

Aerosmith is a great example. They're famous for having music that's great for having sex to, Steven Tyler has even said that this was the main reason why he thought his band got so popular.
#13
a playlist my fiancee made on i tunes to bang to

Soul Meets Body Death Cab For Cutie
I Caught Fire (In Your Eyes) The Used
Padmasana Buckethead
Electric Tears Buckethead
Hips Don't Lie (Ft. Wyclef Jea Shakira
Get Down Make Love Nine Inch Nails
This World Can't Tear Us Apart Trivium
Star Hellyeah 3:42 Hellyeah
I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News) Eagles of Death Meta
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off Panic! At the Disco
Teasn', pleasn' Shadows Fall
Hum Hallelujah Fall Out Boy
Snow ((Hey Oh)) Red Hot Chili Peppers
Flagpole Sitta' Harvey Danger
Save Me Remy Zero
Blinded Third Eye Blind
Take it off The Donnas
Give Me all Your Lovin' Zz Top
#14
addicted to vaginal skin? amirite gais?
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Cover your ears(or they WILL be raped) that is ****ing great


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#15
^ WTF Don't ruin Death Cab with sex!

EDIT: To fishmunky
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#16
Depends on the kind of sex...if you want it hard and rough throw on some thrash metal, if you want to hit it doggystyle, then put on some snoop dogg - doggystyle
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#17
Quote by larrytheguitar
^ WTF Don't ruin Death Cab with sex!

EDIT: To fishmunky


You might be the first person who has paired the words ruin and sex without being a 17 year old girl on prom who's "not ready yet"
#19
I know a guy who actually had sex to Knights of Cydonia. He said the tempo changes effed up his rhythm.
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#22
Quote by puppetmaster93
I know a guy who actually had sex to Knights of Cydonia. He said the tempo changes effed up his rhythm.


Buckethead's electric tears album is great if you enjoy munching rug, so much of it is chill and relaxing, and has a really easy rythym to get into, allows for great foreplay and a massively slow build.
#24
Wow!!! You sure have a kinky girl! She will let you listen to music while you ****?! Sooo lucky dude!
#25

I know a guy who actually had sex to Knights of Cydonia. He said the tempo changes effed up his rhythm.

You mean he got past the first 2 stanzas of the intro???

"Ahh, ahh, ahahhhh...Ahh, ah-ahhhh, ahhhhh..."
Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: “Ninety percent of everything is crap.”

Why, yes, I am a lawyer- thanks for asking!

Log off and play yer guitar!

Strap on, tune up, rock out!
#26
Quote by dannyalcatraz
You mean he got past the first 2 stanzas??? "Ahh, ahh, ahahhhh...Ahh, ah-ahhhh, ahhhhh..."


Haha yeah makes me wonder too...
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Agile AL-3000, Tribal Blue
Ibanez ART100, Silver
Gibson Epoch Les Paul
Cordoba C5 Classical
Peavey MX-VTX 130
Crate XT-120R
Digitech RP90


Check out my band: Come Forth
On myspace: Come Forth TX
#27
Quote by Diet_coke_head
Wow!!! You sure have a kinky girl! She will let you listen to music while you ****?! Sooo lucky dude!


Way to be sarcastic, dumbass..

We always do, I just suggested porn music, for the novelty. I thought it'd be fun, and you made an ass of yourself and posted a stupid post.
Quote by Smokey Amp
Aren't all voiceovers performed by Morgan Freeman?

I thought that was like a law or something.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1KI2Bxcx8M
^^^^ Please watch this! we need more views to win $20 000!
#28
Quote by Dumebuggy
Way to be sarcastic, dumbass..

We always do, I just suggested porn music, for the novelty. I thought it'd be fun, and you made an ass of yourself and posted a stupid post.


There was nothing sarcastic about that...
#33
They opening bass riff in Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion"
Just loop that one section.
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Listen a little bit, we DON'T suck!
#34
Conroy by Cake
No More Tears by BLS
Blackened by Metallica
a lot of Delerium's stuff
Clouding Doubt by Rose Chronicles

Flesh by Aerosmith.
Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me by U2
Teardrop by Massive Attack (yes, the House theme, sue me)
Livin on the Edge by Aerosmith
Last edited by [VictorinoX] at Aug 18, 2009,
#35
Quote by Diet_coke_head
There was nothing sarcastic about that...


Really? Sorry, now "I" look like the dumbass.
Sorry man, I guess I misinterpreted that. I'm kinda paranoid when I'm tired :S
But anyways, thanks? I guess? Lol..
Quote by Smokey Amp
Aren't all voiceovers performed by Morgan Freeman?

I thought that was like a law or something.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1KI2Bxcx8M
^^^^ Please watch this! we need more views to win $20 000!
#37
If she is into anything kinky, play all of the Queen of the Damned soundtrack.
...In my opinion.
#38
John Williams' compositions
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SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#39
Barry White used to work.. **** even ABBA used to work, the way I was doin my thang.. But man you put this on, the hoes just go wild. I'm tellin you, "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By"

You know, you tried cognac, you even tried givin her some weed. Shoot you may have even tried ecstasy. But ain't no sheer ecstasy til you try "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By"
Dream Theater = "The auditory equivalent of masturbating into a cup and then smelling it."
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