#1
i love it when we play around
and you sneak attack me
i was lost but now am found
i love when you cocksmack me

you accepted me for my disease
you make my leprosy forgotten
so its you i try to please
but my vagina's rotten

every day my heart does beat
for your undying love
but your penis smells of stinky feet
and you never wear a glove

one day i know you'll give me a ring
i know you'll make me happy
but you'll go out and "swing"
than take a crap on top me

now i know why you married me
for my all my hard earned pension
you'll take a dump up on my glee
and ill see your third dimension