#4
*stops moving*


uh, not me.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#6
Check the fridge.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#7
just press on the tv to turn on the remote. then you'll be able to hear it.

this is how reality works.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#9
i could have sworn this said "i just lost the game"
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I waited for the rape.

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...but the rape never came
#15
People always find things in the last place they look for them, so start there.
#17
Wait, I found it at my house... wait no! This is the DVD player remote!!!!
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#19
you probably just misplaced it
When the last living thing has died on account of us,
how poetical it would be if Earth could say,
in a voice floating up perhaps from the floor of the Grand Canyon,
"It is done. People did not like it here."
#20
Quote by ryan_nadon
i could have sworn this said "i just lost the game"

u suck sir...

check the neighbours house
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#21
You'd know if it was up your ass and burning...


My dad says this a lot when I ask him things like that
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#22
Quote by ryan_nadon
i could have sworn this said "i just lost the game"


i lost...again. sigh...will it never end? oh yeah, it won't

but anyways, check between the couch cushions. or in the kitchen. mine's been left there before..
Originally Posted by jimbo09
"yeah man, i swallow and then **** out all my picks, it gives u really good tone, i swear"

Originally Posted by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off.
#23
Quote by darkwolf291
but if it's the first place he looks then how is it the last?!


Well think of it this way: if he does start his search and finds it there, then it would be the last place he checked for it before actually finding it.
#27
Quote by Primus2112
You'd know if it was up your ass and burning...


My dad says this a lot when I ask him things like that

because... thats a common place that your dad loses things?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#30
There is a clue hidden at the bottom of a jar of pickles. Once you get this clue follow it to the next clue and so-on. Don't get your hopes up though, because the last clue leads to your untimely death.
#33
There never was a remote.
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#34
Quote by darkwolf291
yes but what if he doesn't find it there..your whole theory is blown

well if he didn't find it there, then it wouldn't be the last place he looked.
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