#1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm

In their scientific paper, the authors conclude that humanity's only hope is to "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often".

They added: "It's imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly or else... we are all in a great deal of trouble."

According to the researchers, the key difference between the zombies and the spread of real infections is that "zombies can come back to life".

But they say that their work has parallels with, for example, the spread of ideas.

The study has been welcomed by one of the world's leading disease specialists, Professor Neil Ferguson, who is one of the UK government's chief advisors on controlling the spread of swine flu.

"The paper considers something that many of us have worried about - particularly in our younger days - of what would be a feasible way of tackling an outbreak of a rapidly spreading zombie infection," said Professor Ferguson, from Imperial College London.


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#5
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You wont be laughing when the zombie outbreak actually occurs...Everyone will be begging for answers...

We won't need scientists to survive, everyone knows what to do.

I'd love to get paid for sitting around saying 'If a zombie outbreak occured, we should decapitate them.'
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#6
pffff hhahahahahah... oww sorry.... hahahahahaha, omg this is good more publicity, more more!!
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#7
Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake) and colleagues wrote: "We model a zombie attack using biological assumptions based on popular zombie movies.



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#8
I hope I can actually use my Zombie survival plan for real! I'd love a zombie attack.
#9
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pffff hhahahahahah... oww sorry.... hahahahahaha, omg this is good more publicity, more more!!

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#10
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Best name ever!

Never even noticed that

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#11
Poorly disguised troll is poorly disguised

I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#12
"My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever

Professor Neil Ferguson"



Oh dear, this won me over...

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#15


Glad they took the time out from the usual pursuits to do this much needed research.
#16
I'd love to see the day a news report captions someone with something along the lines of "Prof. William McDowell, Master Degree in the field of Undead Biology and Anatomy and a Bachelors in Crude Weaponry and Badassness".

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#17
If there is a zombie attack just send a black dude, a chick, a biker, and a 'Nam vet to take care of it.
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#19
in the words of frankie boyle

"should we cure cancer?"

"no, I'm gonna see how many fruit pastelles it takes to choke a kestrel"
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#20
wtf is so scary about zombies anyway?
they're ****ing stupid.
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#21
My Design Technology teacher gave a good 20 minutes of a lesson over to explaining that the best way to kill a zombie was a shotgun to the head.

He also has a wooden leg...
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#22
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in the words of frankie boyle

"should we cure cancer?"

"no, I'm gonna see how many fruit pastelles it takes to choke a kestrel"

That was always one of my favourites
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#23
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm


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#24
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wtf is so scary about zombies anyway?
they're ****ing stupid.

It depends what type of zombies you get. If it's The Infected, you stand no chance. If it's the classic zombie, then you deserve to get eaten if you get caught. Natural selection is total win. I said to my dad today actually, that it would be awesome for a zombie uprising.

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#26
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I've been praying for a Zombie Apocalypse since 1996. Please, please...

the pit would actually have a use to mankind then =/
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#27
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the pit would actually have a use to mankind then =/


Other than being a tool for the FBI to form children's criminal profiles?
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#28
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Other than being a tool for the FBI to form children's criminal profiles?

>.>
<.<
you didnt see anything
*runs away*
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#30
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>.>
<.<
you didnt see anything
*runs away*


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