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#5
Anything without Billy Mays sucks...
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

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Quote by theknuckster
It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
#6
they all suck, even if im watching sports i still change it during commericals
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#9
"Mother Nature, not now!"
"Ah, but I brought you your monthly gift sweetie, you know, your *whispers* period, and I think you better stop shooting, right now!"
"Actually, we can stay. Have you heard of pearl?"
"Pearls? I invented them darling."
"Not this one..."
"FUUUUUUUUU- *BRICK THROUGH TELEVISION*"

Quote by homeless-john
Anyone that people constantly quote.

Except Irn-Bru adverts, those are win.

It is fizzy, ginger and phenomen-ahl.

Edit: Seth Green doing Nerf in 1992... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZQoE1fdgY
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
Last edited by TheBurningFish at Aug 18, 2009,
#11
Anything that uses a cheesy pop cover of an already existing song. I've heard a female pop version of "We're Not Gonna Take It" a bad pop version of "Melt With You" and so many others.
Quote by AA00P
Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#13
Quote by bucketned
that febreeze one where the lady is like you are going to have to wash this whole room
"wash it?!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7FVVMhxde4

That cracky-voiced ginger gets on my nerves every time I see him.
To me:
Quote by crazy8rgood

In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

Quote by itchy guitar
One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#17
118, the old halifax adverts, green giant sweetcorn and them price comparison sites. apart from compare the meerkat/market ads. i love them.
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#18
That insurance commercial with Andy Garza the dumb fat hispanic bitch. Who stutters and sh*t.
Why would they want a commercial and their company to be represented by some stupid f*cking wh0re!?
She's like
A..and we like try to show you d..discounts that are available
and um
we try to save you money, i mean. yea ,. we really do


WANT TO ****ING PUNCH HER IN TE FACE
#19
These all suck, but the mint one was lol.
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#20
Quote by moody git
118, the old halifax adverts, green giant sweetcorn and them price comparison sites. apart from compare the meerkat/market ads. i love them.

"So if you eat french fries you'll become French?"
"Yup."
"And if you eat runner beans you'll become a runner?"
"Uh-huh."
"And if you eat... What's this then?"
"It's Homeless Giving Handjobs for a Bottle of Vodka sweetcorn!"
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#21
The one with Peter Jones from Dragons Den advertising MoneySupermarket.com. Why the hell would someone with no acting skills and millions of pounds do a ****ty ad that a 10 year old could act better in.
Last edited by Duffman123 at Aug 18, 2009,
#22
I guarantee any of the British UGers will know of the absolute hell of this ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-yEWZTBQ64
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#25
Yeah they suck, you'll find good ones if you search "banned commersial" on youtube.
#30
Quote by TheBurningFish



Edit: Seth Green doing Nerf in 1992... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZQoE1fdgY


The 90s were a gay time in the states.

Quote by 100%guitarmad
"headOn should be called facepalm

Apply directly to the forehead
facepalm,
Apply directly to the forehead "

Win.


Beat me to it.
They don't sleep anymore on the beach..
#32
Quote by lyonk55
Not quite as weird or terrible as some, but I found this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eldbPUqhFZk

Spongebob...
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Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#36
Quote by AtomicPunk7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrNipeP4HvQ
This and all the other cash4gold commercials.

Such as this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtRUY_AH458&feature=related

Quote by GodofCheesecake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

Never actually seen it on TV, but if I did I don't know if I'd be laughing or turning the TV off.


It just keeps going and going and going and going...
Last edited by lyonk55 at Aug 18, 2009,
#38
Has anyone posted that shouting guy selling window/door frames on BOGOFF?

He said you BUY one!
You get one free.
He said you BUY one!
You get one free.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#40
Quote by TheBurningFish
Has anyone posted that shouting guy selling window/door frames on BOGOFF?

He said you BUY one!
You get one free.
He said you BUY one!
You get one free.


"Trust me! It's free fitting!"
How could I have forgotten those ads
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