#1
Seeing as we all watch porn, I figured this would be a good thread. What awkward porn conversations have you guys heard? Example:

"Yeah, baby, I'm gonna **** you like a pig and make you squeal." [He ****s pigs? o_O]

OR


(Silently) "I'm gonna stick my dick in you now."
#3
Aren't they all?
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#4
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Seeing as we all watch porn, I figured this would be a good thread. What awkward porn conversations have you guys heard? Example:

"Yeah, baby, I'm gonna **** you like a pig and make you squeal." [He ****s pigs? o_O]

OR


(Silently) "I'm gonna stick my dick in you now."

Speak for yourself
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#7
A: Why is there lying hay?

B: And why are you wearing a mask?

A: Oh come on give me a bj.
I'm going in;


Rambo style