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while i was home!! guy busted m door down, hitting my dog, i jump out of my room, he turned saw me, i looked him dead in the face, and said "Excuse me?!" and he turned and bolted!! guy was older too, and looked pretty mean. any suggestions on how to better protect my home?!
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#5
Buy a gun. Then shoot that ****er.
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Alarm system

at least you didn't go online and post about it like some kid on yahoo answers

Edit: while someone was in his house



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#7
shotgun rig the doors, just make sure all of your friends know not to pop in unexpectedly

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it'd probably help to not end every sentence with an exlamation mark.
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it'd probably help to not end every sentence with an exlamation mark.

Ummmm, correct me if i'm wrong, but one of the sentences has a normal period.

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#13
You're American, just buy a gun... Also, a couple of locks on the door might help, and as suggested an alarm system
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Ummmm, correct me if i'm wrong, but one of the sentences has a normal period.

ya but the other 73 exlamation marks cancel it out.
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#16
lmao thanks guys, btw this happened around 1 pm eastern time. Has anyone had a similar experience ?
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lmao thanks guys, btw this happened around 1 pm eastern time. Has anyone had a similar experience ?
Ah, not to me, but my friend was at home, and some dude was stupid enough to try to sneak into the room he was in.
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I think it was Kensai >.>
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I call BS. Sorry.


i wish it were my friend, maybe if i lived in Connecticut or something. hah
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Link?


On-topic: Keep a shotgun beside your computer, right next to your fap-towel.

haha fap towl ?
well get bad mothfkin dogs they really help truse me and if the bitches do manage to get that far some burglar proofing on doors and windows cuz it kinda impossible to break into well my house without some sorta power tools..and just have some defensive wepons around to fk that mofo up..i know i will..goodluck to ya
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#22
"Excuse me?" That's it? I would've ****ing ran after that guy, caught him and fed him his own balls!
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#23
Get an alarm system. The second it starts ringing the guy would high-tail it.

Get a less pussy dog. Something that'll actually go for the guy's jugular.
#24
Get a short shovel like this and bust that fool over the head.

Edit: On a more serious note, getting a dog like mine that barks like crazy whenever someone opens your f*cking door will usually cause most attempted robbers to bolt it.
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#26
Nothing says stay out of my house like a head on a pike in your front lawn.
#27
You live in America.

Get a gun ffs.

I think american law tells you that you can shoot any person on your property.
(warning first? i forgot)

or hang up this poster on your front door:

it attracts gays so crazy people cant break in.
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#28
That must have been a pretty shitty door if he busted it down that fast.


It was probably agathis. What you need, my friend, is a solid fucking slab of mahogany.
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while i was home!! guy busted m door down, hitting my dog, i jump out of my room, he turned saw me, i looked him dead in the face, and said "Excuse me?!" and he turned and bolted!! guy was older too, and looked pretty mean. any suggestions on how to better protect my home?!


Get a bigger dog.
#30
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It was probably agathis. What you need, my friend, is a solid fucking slab of mahogany.


I'd buy an unfinished mahogany door and use it for guitar body blanks.
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That must have been a pretty shitty door if he busted it down that fast.


It was probably agathis. What you need, my friend, is a solid fucking slab of mahogany.

Yeah, mahogany doors sound SO good. agathis is cheap wood imo.
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#32
the door is still solid but the wood around it broke like agathis. mahogany sounds good
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Isn't that an X-Files episode?

Also, is your dog OK? That's kind of a douche move.

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