#1
theres a part of the commercial where women are talking about it and one of them says, "its good for a relationship, lets put it that way," and then laughs. what i dont get is how its good for a relationship...i mean shes getting pleasure from someone other than her man who cant satisfy her so she had to get the vibrating touch in the first place. maybe im over-analyzing or im right and what she said is just plain stupid and makes no sense. discuss.
#2
You'll figure it out one day. Hey everyone, don't tell him. It's better if he learns it on his own.
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#3
So... You're saying that women in a relationship shouldn't masturbate?

How stupid.
#5
I don't know, but that bitch pisses me off. Yeah, maybe your sex life is bad cause you're an ugly ***** and your husband can't get off to you cause you're so unattractive. ****ing bitch. Pisses me the **** off. She thinks she's so hot.

Before anybody replies, I was kidding. It's obviously for masturbating.
#8
Quote by crazy8rgood
So... You're saying that women in a relationship shouldn't masturbate?

How stupid.

People in general should not masturbate; it leads them astray from God's grace.
#9
Quote by RU Experienced?
People in general should not masturbate; it leads them astray from God's grace.

Damn. I'm gonna burn in hell then.
#10
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theres a part of the commercial where women are talking about it and one of them says, "its good for a relationship, lets put it that way," and then laughs. what i dont get is how its good for a relationship...i mean shes getting pleasure from someone other than her man who cant satisfy her so she had to get the vibrating touch in the first place. maybe im over-analyzing or im right and what she said is just plain stupid and makes no sense. discuss.

Methinks you just got trolled.
#12
what im saying is this: if a woman has a good man who can satisfy her then she doesnt need the product and needs to shut the eff up.
#13
Quote by gsd65
what im saying is this: if a woman has a good man who can satisfy her then she doesnt need the product and needs to shut the eff up.


No.
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#14
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what im saying is this: if a woman has a good man who can satisfy her then she doesnt need the product and needs to shut the eff up.

You've never had a conversation with a female before, have you?
#15
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Yeah you will.


I'll be humping God's leg like a dog up in heaven though.

But... Isn't humping said like similar to masturbating?

YOU'LL BE SINNING TO HIS FACE! BLASPHEMER!

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what im saying is this: if a woman has a good man who can satisfy her then she doesnt need the product and needs to shut the eff up.


... get laid.
#18
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But... Isn't humping said like similar to masturbating?

YOU'LL BE SINNING TO HIS FACE! BLASPHEMER!

No, because it's my way of expressing my love for God. He'll be flattered.
#19
so apparently everyone is missing the point except for toughguy123...
#20
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what im saying is this: if a woman has a good man who can satisfy her then she doesnt need the product and needs to shut the eff up.

For God sake, it's an ad related to a sexual activity, there's not meant to be enough blood going to your brain to think about it that much
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#21
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No, because it's my way of expressing my love for God. He'll be flattered.


or you could do it anyway and if god loves you then he'll forgive you.
#22
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so apparently everyone isn't missing the point except for gsd65...


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No, it's not.

Oh...um well I must be thinking of something else. I'm really tired and not thinking straight.
#26
Just glad my wife doesn't seem to need one...<<___<< >>___>> Think it's time to rummage through her things again
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#27
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Just glad my wife doesn't seem to need one...<<___<< >>___>> Think it's time to rummage through her things again

Don't.

It can only end in disappointment.
#28
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Don't.

It can only end in disappointment.
Must be nice to have such little confidence. Sorry guys, I poke my woman right. Not saying she doesn't masterbate, but it's not toy related. She actually doesn't like the vibrating.
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#29
Quote by OldiebutNewbie
Must be nice to have such little confidence. Sorry guys, I poke my woman right. Not saying she doesn't masterbate, but it's not toy related. She actually doesn't like the vibrating.

Hmmm, that's strange.


Maybe you got a defective one, I hope you purchased a warranty and kept the receipt.
#30
Quote by gsd65
what im saying is this: if a woman has a good man who can satisfy her then she doesnt need the product and needs to shut the eff up.

no u need to "shut the eff up" and stop giving a bad name to all us 09ers
#31
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Hmmm, that's strange.


Maybe you got a defective one, I hope you purchased a warranty and kept the receipt.

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Edit: Actually, took a sacred vow on my wedding day to bogart her forever, so no takesies backsies.
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#32
I actually could care less about the vagina DJ-ing that women do in their spare time.

But ****, when that old woman comes in with her input on the device... Awkward.
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#33
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I actually could care less about the vagina DJ-ing that women do in their spare time.

But ****, when that old woman comes in with her input on the device... Awkward.


I agree.


I'm curious about why they even put that commercial out, you have to be about as dense as the TS to not already know about toys etc.