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#1
Simple concept, just post some funny bumper stickers you've seen.

Today I saw one that read "Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
#2
One on a helmet, "if you can read this, the bitch on back fell off"

Last edited by epic7734 at Aug 19, 2009,
#3
Quote by dudius
Simple concept, just post some funny bumper stickers you've seen.

Today I saw one that read "Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.


hilarious, i love crap pizza!!
#4
Jimi Hendrix is like sex and pizza. When he's good, he's really good. When he's bad, he's still pretty good.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#5
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
#6
i think there was one where it said if you can read this you're to close and there was a photo of a car that crashed into the back of it
#7
"If you can read this you better fucking hope I don't back up."
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#13
Quote by nodice182
Denny Crane.

Quote by dmiwshicldply
touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
#14
[quote="'-LeG[A"]cY-']

This
So that with good courage we say, “The Lord is my helper. I will not fear. What can man do to me?”

-Hebrews 13:6
#15
"Save a horse, ride a Cowboy"

Last edited by epic7734 at Aug 19, 2009,
#17
Quote by seljer
"Jesus is my co-pilot and we're crusin' for pussy"

That just about brought a tear to my eye.....I want that one.
#19
Quote by TrabenBassist22
This

This
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#20
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids...
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#22

Quote by metallica #1
there was one "Practice abstinince, no bush no dick in 2004"
HAHA as you know it was about dick cheney and george bush

WAT NO
Last edited by Horlicks at Aug 19, 2009,
#24
"People don't kill people. People with Gods kill people."

and

"My kid is an idiot attending ______ school."
#26
"So many cats, so few recipes."
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#27
"So many pedestrians, so little time"

I literally laughed my head off when I saw that.
Fender Lite Ash --> TC Polytune --> Digitech Whammy V --> MXR Phase 90 --> EHX Small Clone --> Strymon Orbit --> TC Flashback X4 --> Rivera R55
#28


The first time I saw it it brought a tear to my eye.

Edit: Aw, the picture doesn't show
Last edited by RU Experienced? at Aug 19, 2009,
#29




"Raising your kids the right way"

Quote by user_nameless
You can go ahead and sponge my bob.

/notfunnyatalljoke.


Quote by halo43
When you date a vegetarian, you're the only meat they'll ever eat.
#30
Take revenge. **** on a pidgeon.
I swear to god it's real cause I saw that car just last week
2009 (Used, w/ Tex Mex pups ) MIM Strat
Peavey Vypyr 15w
Is AASing for Blackstar HT-5 head and speaker
Is GASing for Kramer Striker Custom w/o FR
I.. AM.. THE.....THREADKILLER!
Last edited by PurpleClawz at Aug 19, 2009,
#31
Quote by RU Experienced?
i club seals pic....

The first time I saw it it brought a tear to my eye.

Edit: Aw, the picture doesn't show

I can see it.


#33
i saw one before where it had the kit-kat logo and the slogan but instead of "have a break, have a Kit-Kat" it said "Have a break, Have A Kwick Krap"

i go passed this car everyday and it never gets old
#35
Am I the only one that doesn't find Bumperstickers the least bit funny?
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#37
'My other toy has tits!'

It's funny because my mates girlfriend has a large rack and is a slight feminist, she hates it!
#40
"I'm to sexy for my hair"

Obviously a bald guy was driving
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