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#1
ok so I just found the wierdest **** to hit earth,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=25754

I read and thought wow thats crazy


then this http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=350679&postcount=2

that one is about how you torture homosexuals to become heteros


but whats coming is ****ing insane
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16536

"What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist??"( )

really its talking about how a girl is refusing to not marry the man that raped

"*****, you'll burn in Hell for all eternity - unless you marry your rapist"


really thats a ****ing crazy site, it also talked about burning harry potter books, how legos are toys of the devil and teddy bears are sex toys, and they are talking seriously about that crap


ps.sorry bout my english
#2
Is there a non-crazy baptist church...?
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#5
I'll stick with the Church of the Fonz.

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#8
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The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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#10
Haha, wikipedia strikes again.
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#12
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is it the Westboro Church?

+1 @ them

Did you actually read the OP?
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#13
Landover is satirical, TS. There is a real church that is crazier, though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

Although, chances are, you've already heard of them.

I love the title of one of Landover's books: Donkeys can Talk, People can Fly, and a Man named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky!
#14
damn,.wtf?

so many crazy churches on tv and the interne bu i've never seen one in real life :|
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#15
Satire fail.
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#16
The last one about girl who doesn't want to marry her rapist is a troll, I think.
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#17
Tie this lesbian to a chair and place eye clamps over her eyes. Put on a movie/TV show where there is a lot of lesbian scenes. Everytime a lesbian scene comes up, a good high voltage, low amp shock should be inducted into her.
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#19
Churches like that (whether or not they're real) give Christians a bad name
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#20
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Churches like that (whether or not they're real) give Christians a bad name

makes me ashamed to be a baptist. i acually think my church isn't baptist but uses to name since we dont believe anything at all these people (westboro and landover) believe.

i'll stop now before i go into philosophy and religion thread
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#21
Good idea.
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#22
Good thing wikipedia saved me again. If this had been real, I'd go and put white makeup on my face, form a black metal band, and play random insults to the church with Satanic guttural noises right in front of the Pope's office.

I'm close to doing it, though. I found that westboro baptist church really disturbing...
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#23
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The last one about girl who doesn't want to marry her rapist is a troll, I think.


Nope, it's all just a bunch of people making fun of fundies. Technically speaking, girls were forced to marry their rapists, since they were viewed not as humans, but as property. Until the mid-20th century, rape was considered a property crime against a woman's father (if she was unmarried), or against her husband (if she was married). I'm pretty sure there's a few verses in Leviticus dealing with it.

Anyway, they're making fun of fundies who want to create a society based on Biblical law, and how fucked up that really is.
#26
Quote by shanchett99
makes me ashamed to be a baptist. i acually think my church isn't baptist but uses to name since we dont believe anything at all these people (westboro and landover) believe.

i'll stop now before i go into philosophy and religion thread


No, your church is Baptist if it says it is. Baptist churches really don't have a set doctrine, so it varies, but Westboro is crazy, and Landover is fake. Why haven't you seen the posts that say that it's fake?

Do they not teach you anything about your own denomination?
#27
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Agreed
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#28
Jim Morrison accomplished more in his lifetime than any of those predjudiced ****s could ever hope to.

I've heard people go on about this guy, but the man is dead and has been for 40 years now, what on earth are they trying to accomplish?

Anyway, Jim Morrison is my idol, call me a satanist but he was flat out a remarkable person in my opinion.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
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#29
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Jim Morrison accomplished more in his lifetime than any of those predjudiced ****s could ever hope to.

I've heard people go on about this guy, but the man is dead and has been for 40 years now, what on earth are they trying to accomplish?

Anyway, Jim Morrison is my idol, call me a satanist but he was flat out a remarkable person in my opinion.


It's satire. SATIRE.

Jesus, why won't people listen?
#30
What. The. ****. Is. This.

That is the most cooked up gigantic load of bull**** I have ever read in my life.

Light My Fire being about fires of hell?

People actually listen to these wackos?

EDIT:Where does it say its satire? I'm looking and cant find anything that says that.

EDIT2:Saw the wiki link, disregard my post.
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#31
Yeah Landover is fake, and why did this thread get back open?
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#32
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What. The. ****. Is. This.

That is the most cooked up gigantic load of bull**** I have ever read in my life.

Light My Fire being about fires of hell?

People actually listen to these wackos?




Forget it. Just forget it.
#33
ahaha out of all bands to pick they pick the Doors?

Also he didnt die of a heroin overdose... and half of the things in that article are false.

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#34
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EDIT:Where does it say its satire? I'm looking and cant find anything that says that.
It's in the wiki article which I linked to earlier in the thread
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#35
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Did you actually read the OP?



nope.

i live in KS and honestly expected it to be Westboro... was it a joke of sorts?
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#36
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Good thing wikipedia saved me again. If this had been real, I'd go and put white makeup on my face, form a black metal band, and play random insults to the church with Satanic guttural noises right in front of the Pope's office.

I'm close to doing it, though. I found that westboro baptist church really disturbing...

*smacks head with rolled newspaper*

The Pope has nothing to do with those retards! Leave the Pope alone!

But come on TS, you could clearly tell that was fake. The True Christian(tm) was a dead giveaway, besides the plain ridiculous content of those articles. In this day and age, no one can be that delusioned, however fanatical they are.
#37
I signed up and have been being a dick on those forums for awhile now.

I've even replied to that jim morrison post. :P
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#38
Nice slinky.
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#39
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It's in the wiki article which I linked to earlier in the thread


Plus, it just has that satirical feel to it. I think they also say it's satire on the bottom of their main page, but obviously, since these links are to the forums, nobody would know that.
#40
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