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Ok, so now's the time that my cross country team is starting to design our t-shirts for the season. We are trying to think of some funny quotes for the back of the shirts. So far we have:

"Our biggest fear while running is nipple chaffing."
-Inspired by one of Andy Bernard's lines from the Office

Front: Why do we run?
Back: There's girls in short shorts.

"Our workouts are a lot longer than our shorts."


Anyone else got any good ones?
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#5
"Our sport is your sport's punishment."

Those were on our high school shirts 4 years ago.
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"Why do we wear short shorts? Because they don't let us run naked."

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#10
You better make your face up,
In your favorite disguise,
With your button-down lips,
And your roller blind eyes.
With your empty smile,
And your hungry heart,
Feel the bile rising,
From your guilty past.
With your nerves in tatters,
As the cockleshell shatters,
And the hammers batter,
Down your door,
You better run.

You better run all day,
And run all night.
And keep your dirty feelings deep inside.
And if youre taking your girlfriend out tonight,
You better park the car well out of sight.
cause if they catch you in the back seat,
Trying to pick her locks,
Theyre gonna send you back to mother,
In a cardboard box.
You better run!

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#11
"Our drinking team has a running problem."
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#12
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You better make your face up,
In your favorite disguise,
With your button-down lips,
And your roller blind eyes.
With your empty smile,
And your hungry heart,
Feel the bile rising,
From your guilty past.
With your nerves in tatters,
As the cockleshell shatters,
And the hammers batter,
Down your door,
You better run.

You better run all day,
And run all night.
And keep your dirty feelings deep inside.
And if youre taking your girlfriend out tonight,
You better park the car well out of sight.
cause if they catch you in the back seat,
Trying to pick her locks,
Theyre gonna send you back to mother,
In a cardboard box.
You better run!

amidoinitrite?


What's that song called?
I think that might be our new theme song that we blare from a boombox at meets it has to be hard enough though, it can't be a soft song.

EDIT: nevermind, I can't believe I didn't realize that was Pink Floyd!
Last edited by ItsOnlyGNR at Aug 19, 2009,
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Quote by ItsOnlyGNR
What's that song called?
I think that might be our new theme song that we blare from a boombox at meets it has to be hard enough though, it can't be a soft song.

EDIT: nevermind, I can't believe I didn't realize that was Pink Floyd!

Elitist much?
#14
Is your fridge running?


...yes?


WELL THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT OLOLOLOOLOL111O1LO1!!111L11

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#19
"...don't worry you will pass out before you die..." our schools cc shirts last year

back: "if you can read this i'm beating you"
front: "if you can read this I'm beating you in reverse"

"if you think my shorts are short, you should see my underwear"
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Last edited by Clutch32192 at Aug 19, 2009,
#21
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"Cross Country: the only sport that takes TWO balls to play"


Knockout takes two balls.
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#22
Well if it's for high school runners then you can always have this:

"We run faster than the kids at Columbine!" that was a homemade shirt made by a track friend I had...needless to say he had to take it off but it made me laugh.
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#23
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Elitist much?


Um no... It's just that I'm a big Pink Floyd fan and at first I didn't realize that that was Run Like Hell.

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Edit: Also, did you try google?


Well yeah, but then I thought that this might make a good thread on UG.
#24
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#26
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Is your fridge running?


...yes?


WELL THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT OLOLOLOOLOL111O1LO1!!111L11

Oh wait...




The memory of me once falling for that has now returned.
#28
"Running...cos walking takes longer"

Literal sentances ftw!
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#29
in true runner fashion, we ran out of ideas for this t-shirt design.

or shortly we ran out of ideas.
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#30
Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!

Given, it's not mine, but I found it very funny

Source: http://www.prorunningsource.com/funnyrunningquotes.html
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#31
Quote by Whiskky
This would be ace if it wasn't possibly offensive


And I'd like to mention I'm Jewish
Still thought that was funny though.


Me and the team captain came up with this idea.

We are gonna have black shirts and on the front it will say in red letters "Pleasant Spartans" and then the cc with the arrow through it, and on the back we are gonna have a picture of King Leonidas from 300 and above it in red its going to say "Tonight we RUN in Hell." (the actual quote from the movie being "Tonight we dine in Hell" but we decided to change it to fit the sport )

Not really that funny, but I bet it will look sweet... What do you guys think?
#33
The front: Always running.
The back: ...from the cops

And just for the one mexican guy on your team... or someone who looks like him
*I outran the mexican border patrol... and you think you can keep up?*
^ was said while intoxicated, so don't hold it against me.

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#34
Last year our coach was talking about how she always brings an alternate to races and said "I always carry an eigth"
We started cracking up and she didn't get it so we had to explain. We wanted to put "our coach always carries an eigth" on the shirts.

Idk it was funny to us.
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#35
Quote by ItsOnlyGNR
And I'd like to mention I'm Jewish
Still thought that was funny though.


Me and the team captain came up with this idea.

We are gonna have black shirts and on the front it will say in red letters "Pleasant Spartans" and then the cc with the arrow through it, and on the back we are gonna have a picture of King Leonidas from 300 and above it in red its going to say "Tonight we RUN in Hell." (the actual quote from the movie being "Tonight we dine in Hell" but we decided to change it to fit the sport )

Not really that funny, but I bet it will look sweet... What do you guys think?

dew it, mite run into some copywrite issues


...aw dang "run into" lololol
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#36
Quote by ItsOnlyGNR


"Our biggest fear while running is nipple chaffing."
-Inspired by one of Andy Bernard's lines from the Office


Anyone else got any good ones?



Yeah. But remembering. The office isn't funny.

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#38
Quote by KwikKopy
"Our sport is your sport's punishment."

Those were on our high school shirts 4 years ago.


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#39
"I don't have to out run the *enter deadly animal of choice* I just have to out run you"
its off some movie or something, but can't remember what

why cross country is better than track:...right turns
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Fender Blues Jr NOS
Schecter Omen 6
Squier Strat
Greg Bennett Acoustic
other crap...
If seeing is believing...

...Then believe that we have lost our eyes!!
#40
Quote by Clutch32192
dew it, mite run into some copywrite issues


...aw dang "run into" lololol



We wouldn't get in trouble for copyright would we? It's not like we are gonna sell the shirts for a profit or anything... We're just wearing them.
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