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#6
My tele is named Rory.
My acoustic is named Jayne.
My knock-off SG is named Archy.
My BC Rich is named Overpriced Firewood.
#8
peter the purple skeeter eater (its purple)
Quote by GmacD
pull down his pants, his dick is probly the size of a newborn moose


Quote by Union Jake
Found this quite funny.


Quote by Ichikurosaki
Found this quite SEARCH BAR
#13
My squier is called Black Betty (because of the song and because its black)
I'm not giving a name for my classical (I respect that guitar too much for giving it a name)
And I'm still thinking of a name for my ibanez.
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

Quote by OnlyIbanez12
I just cut myself shaving my pubes...
#14
Epiphone G310
Squier J-Bass
Old ****ty Yamaha acoustic
Old broken acoustic
New ****ty acoustic
Quote by kwidjibo1
oh really? i didnt know children of bodom were better than a band far more famous and popular than them, cheers for the update


Quote by Mr.Maccy
Your from the states. I end my case.
#16
my corvus's name is searchbar
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#17
Quote by Geezus
My squier is called Black Betty (because of the song and because its black)
I'm not giving a name for my classical (I respect that guitar too much for giving it a name)
And I'm still thinking of a name for my ibanez.


I'm the opposite, the only guitar I have named is my 30 year old 12 string.
Named Kori, after the singer from Mates of State.
rawr
#18
I named my guitar Maria. It's made in Mexico, but that's not the entire reason...I make love to it just like a girl I knew named Maria. Stroke the G, trill the G, and just pray she makes a pleasant sound.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#19
Well my first guitar all that is left is the G-string so I named it Pamela.
My acoustic is Woody.
My new electric is named "Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah"
^ was said while intoxicated, so don't hold it against me.

98% of teens have been around or used alcohol, put this in your signature if you like bagels.
#20
Quote by imdeth
It's name is Robert Paulson.


its name is robert paulson
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#21
fender tele - undecided
cheap strat - norman
bass guitar - buddy
“Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.”


― Dolly Parton
#23
RG321 - Becky
Tele copy - Carley
TO ALL MY KILLERS AND MY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLERS...
...TO EMO KIDS THAT GOT TOO MANY FEELINGS
#24
I have three basses. They are all different, and thus do not need further identification. Naming instruments is arbitrary and pointless and stupid
EDIT: to me, at least
Quote by dullsilver_mike
..Bob Barker isn't dead.

Quote by The_Casinator
Nothing is impossible if you're on acid!

Quote by Holy Katana
What if the NES breaks? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
#26
My red Strat: Red
My cream Strat: Nilla
My sunburst Les Paul Junior: Sunny
My black Squier '51: Billy
My acoustic: Elisia
F
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C E N S O R S H I P
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#30
Quote by bellamy_morello
its name is robert paulson


It's name is Robert Paulson.


But seriously, my tele's name is Joben.
Pot
Kettle
Black
#31
Bloo.
It's indigo, bitches.


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#32
Ol' Faithful.


...Yes, I'm banging a GMILF guitar.

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


Quote by kosmic
Holy Moses.
haha
#34
i have a few guitars this is what i call them

i call my dean Razorback ... ''the razorback''
i call my dean Cadillac ... ''the caddy''
i call my Jackson KV ... ''the Jackson''
i call my infinity 7 string ...''the 7 string''

ORIGINAL NAMES FTW
#35
ive tentatively named my Epi Les Paul Brittany...not 100% sold on it yet though.
Gear


- Epiphone Les Paul
- SX Strat (w/ Fender Vintage Noisless Pickups, TBX Control, and an active circuit board for +25dB mid boost)
- Marshall DSL40C
#36
Squier Strat = Chilly ****ty
G400 Epi = Red Ass
Yamaha CM40 = The Acoustic One
#38
Debbie is my Ibanez Destroyer DT 155
Veronica is my VBT 700
Jessica is my RG 420 EXFM
Marcy is my EPS/LTD Mh - 100
Quote by JacobTheMe
JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

Quote by Jackal58
I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#39
PRS - Winona
Epiphone - Sophie
Ovation - Cheyenne
Ibanez - Sandra

And if I get an Explorer, her name will be Lola.
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