#1
Pit my dog is causing a problem. basicly are house is extended onto our garage and my dog is in it. he is sitting at the door in the garage waiting for my uncle to get home and i cannot get him to come in the house. I've tried grabbing him bt he just bites me. I have lured him with treats but he won't fall for it. I even put a leash on him and tried dragging him in but he still bites. Pit, how do i get my dog in the house without hurting him

edit: i can't leave him out there becuse when my uncle does get home he will turn it into a way to get me in trouble. Don't ask how my uncle is a twat just like the dog
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#4
why does he need to come into the house in the first place?
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#5
ignore him
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#7
Dress up as a sexy female dog and bend over in front of him, thus luring him into your house.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#9
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Pit my dog is causing a problem. basicly are house is extended onto our garage and my dog is in it. he is sitting at the door in the garage waiting for my uncle to get home and i cannot get him to come in the house. I've tried grabbing him bt he just bites me. I have lured him with treats but he won't fall for it. I even put a leash on him and tried dragging him in but he still bites. Pit, how do i get my dog in the house without hurting him

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basicly are house is extended onto our garage and my dog is in it.

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basicly are house is extended

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basicly are house

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#10
does he have toys? try luring him with toys.
does he usually bite? my dog bit me once, but never before that and never since... he was just having an off day.
if he can't escape to the garden or street, just leave him safe in the garage with the connecting door open so he can come into the house when he wants.
don't reward him with treats unless he comes when you command it.
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That's an interesting breed of dog.

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#15
drug & drag

-the dog that is, i dont thing you getting high and dressing as a woman will help.

....or maybe?....
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Introduce it to the pit.


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drug & drag

-the dog that is, i dont thing you getting high and dressing as a woman will help.

....or maybe?....

It's helped me on many occasions. Exams for example.

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#18
i found the 'my owner is a twat' thread hilarious, even if no one else did!!!
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#19
You'll probably find that your dog is as pissed off as you are.
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#20
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Tell your dog to get away from the keyboard so you can fix its idiotic grammar.


I'm sorry... I'll go back and sit at the door in the garage then...
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**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#21
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It's helped me on many occasions. Exams for example.


it helped me lose my virginity!!

i am joking of course!

....or maybe....
RIP Turnip. RIP MCA.
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it helped me lose my virginity!!

i am joking of course!

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How awesome of a coincidence would it be if you were to get Hornswaggled and dress up as a woman, only to lose your virginity to some other drunken drag act?

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#26
i went in to are house to answer phone. my 12 year old friend brang his dog in from are garage and asked who was phone. i shouted fuuuuu and told him i was disapoint. he asked why i was disapoint and i told him i was disapoint because i lost THE GAME
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Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

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You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
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#27
Don't worry about it. How big of a deal is this situation. Take a step back, think and you'll realize it's not a big deal if your dog is not in the house.
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#28
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How awesome of a coincidence would it be if you were to get Hornswaggled and dress up as a woman, only to lose your virginity to some other drunken drag act?


depends how you look at it.

if you lost your virginity to a woman dressed as a man that would be acceptible,
if you lost your virginity to another man dressed as a woman that would not!
RIP Turnip. RIP MCA.
RIP #58.
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#30
Get de dog wheepserer.
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#31
open the door that leads from the garage to the house.
close garage doors
go out and bang on them and scare the **** out of that twat dog
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#32
Find out what the dog fears are use it against him.

Clearly the dog owns you.
#33
it's pretty bad when you cant outsmart an animal.

go to the dog and tell it that its won.
the dog wil go into the house and you will stay in the garage.
RIP Turnip. RIP MCA.
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