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#1
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I've got an old Gibson SG '61 reisue in the shop that I've recently gutted (just the body, nothing useable left),
also a CRAP ASS first act acoustic just waiting to be blown up.

Just so happened I also had alot of fireworks left over from the 4th of July.

Made short work of the first act,
but the SG remains unharmed. (and now I'm out of fireworks....Damn)


Your goal as the mass of thinkers known as UG is to let me know the most creative way to destroy my unwanted guitars! (emphesis on creative)

Last edited by Joey-Z at Aug 20, 2009,
#2
Give it to charity.

Lulz will ensue.

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Give it to charity.

Lulz will ensue.

Just what starving kids need...

A... Gibson...

They could eat it I suppose

Lol
#7
You're going to destroy a Gibson SG?


Whatever floats your boat, man.
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#9
I will personally see to it that you are punished if you do indeed destroy that SG.

Are you insane?!
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#10
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Gobson SG?

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#12
He said that he gutted the SG.

But that's still no excuse to get rid of the body and neck. Ship it to someone or put it on eBay or something, man.
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#15
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He said that he gutted the SG.

But that's still no excuse to get rid of the body and neck. Ship it to someone or put it on eBay or something, man.


This.

Destroy a friggen 61 reissue.

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#17
I'll destroy it for you, I have tons of firecrackers...

Just ship it to me, i'll, uh, 'destroy' it for you.

>.>

<.<


I'm serious though, if you don't want it, send it to me.
#19
Quote by #1 synth
you idiot. why the **** would you destroy a guitar, regardless of quality. Thats like burning three loaves of bread just because you can and have the money to do so.



Where the hell did you come up with that analogy?

Three loaves of bread?
#20
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Where the hell did you come up with that analogy?

Three loaves of bread?


lol
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#21
I find it extremely stupid when I see someone destroy an instrument. If they don't want it why destroy it? I have a b.c. rich bronze warlock back from when I started playing and despite never even touching it anymore I would never think to destroy it.

Seriously, just give it to someone who will enjoy it.
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Last edited by Hellish_Wolf at Aug 20, 2009,
#22
Quote by #1 synth
you idiot. why the **** would you destroy a guitar, regardless of quality. Thats like burning three loaves of bread just because you can and have the money to do so.

To you and everyone concerned:

The SG and I have no history,
I'm using the knobs and neck, sold the pickups.

It came in for repairs (huge crack in the wood), and its owner never wanted it back.

As far as I'm concerned,
It's going to get blown up
#23
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#24
I agree. Sell it.

Of course the Expendable Feedback Generator is one of my favourites (this vid, 4:30).
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#25
Are you out of your ****in mind? How could you do this? Are you really that spoiled. Keep it and rebuild it. Damn what is the world coming to... :

JK. Whatever, I guess do what you want
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#26
I will buy the SG for 100 plus shipping.
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#27
Quote by Joey-Z
To you and everyone concerned:

The SG and I have no history,
I'm using the knobs and neck, sold the pickups.

It came in for repairs (huge crack in the wood), and its owner never wanted it back.

As far as I'm concerned,
It's going to get blown up


If I had that guitar, I would put my old humbuckers that I'm not using it it, oil it and restring it and hang it on my wall.

An old beat up guitar is a beautiful guitar, in my opinion.
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#28
catapult it
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#30
Send it to me via royal mail; that should finish it off pretty good
#31
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If I had that guitar, I would put my old humbuckers that I'm not using it it, oil it and restring it and hang it on my wall.

An old beat up guitar is a beautiful guitar, in my opinion.

I'll try to get a picture of the shop some time...

The last thing we need is another broken guitar on the wall...
#32
Tie one end of rope to the headstock and the other end to a trailer hitch. Drive down the road while standing on the guitar.
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#33
Seriously, dude, there are people in this thread who will buy it from you. Sell the bastard.

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#34
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#35
Tell it it's adopted, and that it's whole life has been a lie. That should destroy it ... or eat it, it'll be rich in fibre.
#36
I will honestly buy it. I've been lookin for a project guitar...
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#37
Quote by Joey-Z
I'll try to get a picture of the shop some time...

The last thing we need is another broken guitar on the wall...


Then GIVE IT TO ME
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#38
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I will buy the SG for 100 plus shipping.

Okay,

You willing to put in the extra $600 to fix it,
And waste valuable time that could be used to destroy it instead?

Hahahahaaa
#39
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Seriously, dude, there are people in this thread who will buy it from you. Sell the bastard.


+ ****ing 1.

It's obvious he only wants to destroy it just to destroy something.
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#40
What are you selling stranger? Ill buy it at a high price...

Seriously I will...
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