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talk about some stupid things you have done that most likly you will never stop hearing about till your dead.


about a week ago i got drunk and passed out on the floor, my dad found me and though i was on ecstasy or some ****. and took me to the hospital. now its on my record. and EVVVVERY ONE thinks they are being creative and making jokes about it.
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#3
It will die down in a week, and be brought up occasionally at large social gatherings for laughs, just like most other embarassing stories are.
#5
^ creativity at its peak, ladies and gentlemen. At Jonas Brothers guy.
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I bankrupted america.
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#7
First of all congratulations for passing out.

Secondly here is a few BS subjects that will bash my brain in with stupidness till I die.


Racism
Political correctness
The economy
Pop music
Celebrities
Global warming

oh and...

The first time I kissed a girl and I liked it.
#8
one time, i said in class that i was half latino(I'm half Portuguese) because of a long series of circumstances in a discussin about drugs, the mafia and other things.

portuguese are not latino. i will never hear the end of this

also, one time i greened out at my friends houde (was like super dizzy and stuff then yakked lol. I will never hear the end of this either
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#10
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"

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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"

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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


my god, how I lol'd!



If something comes up that I can't remember, I'll be sure to let you guys know. I can't come up with anything at the moment.
#15
that i licked a girls asshole :S

because i went to a girls house for sexy time that was spread around then they started saying i licked her ass =/

not good when your 15
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in b4 this thread
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#17
when i was like 8, I went to a chinese restraurant with my relatives. i said 'I wanna be chinese when i grow up' I meant say i wanted to work at a chinese restraurant. I still get the old 'oh i see your not chinese yet' comment from my relies. I was ****in 8 and had a slip of the tongue for **** sake. Its one of those things that aren't even funny but they all laugh at it its so gay
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#18
Metallica is so much more teh br00talz than Megadeth.

/or other way around
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my god, how I lol'd!



If something comes up that I can't remember, I'll be sure to let you guys know. I can't come up with anything at the moment.


I'm so glad to see that my suffering and confusion brings the pit such enjoyment.

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#20
Texted what used to be this girl's phone but her dad had it. Told him I showed his daughter where the red fern grows. In what was believed to be complete anonymity.


His reply: I will be contacting your parents soon, Tommy.


My family brings it up when given the chance
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#21
WAIT! I have more. Like that one time that my friend slept over and puked in my sink. She came into the living room and told everyone she threw up. I didn't believe her so I smacked her in the face. She had the flu.

I still get phone calls...."I'm not feeling well, care to come over and slap me?"

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#22
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Jonas Brothers

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#23
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Metallica is so much more teh br00talz than Megadeth.

/or other way around



you stole my answer!!!!

seriously tho you're right, why do people always argue ITS ****ING OPINION
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#25
similar thing happened to me but I was walking home and I passed out on a bench(don't remember any of this).. next thing I know, I wake up in a hospital..

needless to say I was properly confused and freaked out.
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#26
I once flew my Air Force One over New York City, I don't see what the big deal is, I was just doing a photo shoot.
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Internet memes.
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"

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#29
The fact I've gotten off with more guys than girls.

The fact I said "They say there's someone out there for everyone, I just hope mine isn't a woman"

I mean "isn't a man" but I combined that with "is a woman".

The fact I did weed with some friends thought it was cool. Did it with the cool crowd and I mega freaked. They thought I was a weed virgin.
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#32
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that i licked a girls asshole :S

because i went to a girls house for sexy time that was spread around then they started saying i licked her ass =/

not good when your 15


nothin wrong with that
#33
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nothin wrong with that


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#34
I did the same TS, I don't remember the whole night, got taken home in a taxi by a friend and somehow got inside and stuff... found myself in my bed in the morning, my clothes were in the bathroom, and there was chunder over the doormat. All I remember is playing a game called No I Never and then complete mindblank It happened about a month ago and I'm still hearing about it, for all I know everyone could be making this **** up too
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talk about some stupid things you have done that most likly you will never stop hearing about till your dead.


about a week ago i got drunk and passed out on the floor, my dad found me and though i was on ecstasy or some ****. and took me to the hospital. now its on my record. and EVVVVERY ONE thinks they are being creative and making jokes about it.


Thanks for making practice impossible that day
#36
I ate cheeze-it's out the lake once I also stuck one of these in my mouth:http: <-- didn't work (it's a fishing lure)
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#38
Two different situations, but both the same friend.


"Chives? What the hell is chives? Is it like, a disease or something??"

and then


"Ammonia...I'm pretty sure that's like....a disease."

Needless to say, we will never let him forget it.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


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#39
I was the main character in an true incident commonly called "The Boner Story". I will say no more, but let me tell you, people bring it up.

One of my friends told me that she wanted to push me down a well, so I told her that if she did, I'd drag her down with me and drown her. Then after a pause, I said, "And then guess what I'll do to your corpse!" She didn't find it funny.
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