#1
Randomly last night, I got a series of text messages from an unknown person. I decided to play along.

Here's a transcript of what happened.


Mystery Person, 12:59 AM: Hey sexy cant get your beautiful smile out of my head

My Reply, 1:01 AM: Look outside your window and you can see it again

Mystery Person, 1:05 AM: Closer in a min, dont turn around

My Reply, 1:06 AM: I want your hands around my neck. I've been bad. Please punish me.

Mystery Person, 1:08 AM: Your diggin this way to much

My Reply, 1:09 AM: You better start digging harder

*I didn't get a reply at this point, so I sent another message in hopes of getting a response

My Reply, 1:26 AM: LOVE MEEE!

Mystery Person, 1:38 AM: Your unlovable just like you cant touch me bitch!

My Reply, 1:39 AM: Oh yeah baby, feed my inferiority complex!

Mystery Person, 1:44 AM: Sorry i dont speak moron

My Reply, 1:45 AM: That's okay, i'm conversing in english.

Mystery Person, 1:46 AM: Ohh you go to school dont you?

My Reply, 1:47 AM: As a matter of fact, i do. Does that turn you on babe?

Mystery Person, 1:49 AM: What makes you think i am a chick

My Reply, 1:53 AM: Is that a deeply burrowed insecurity of yours? I never said i thought you were a girl. I'm just looking for some fun

Mystery Person, 2:04 AM: Really thats kind of weird cause i dont even know wat sex you really are

My Reply, 2:06 AM: I like keeping you in the dark. It touches ALL my erogenous zones.

Mystery Person, 2:08 AM: School words again?

My Reply, 2:12 AM: I'm trying to impress you, master. Am I doing a good job?


And that was it.
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99% chance it's one of your friends just messing with you from someone else's phone. Enjoy your ego boost.
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#4
Umm what? You came across very weird from that dude.
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"blog" "bro" "cool"

re-arrange the above into a well known phrase or saying.
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#12
that was...weird yet beautiful
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Lol. My friend accidentally texted some 30 year black guy when texting me and we proceeded to convince him we were 14 year old girls. After a few texts he sent us pics of himself and asked us to sent teh nudez. Authorities were notified.
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Why do you keep sharing our converstations on the web..
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#19
lollled i love it when i get mysterious text messages should really happen more often cuz i get like 99% off girls...xD

play it a lil untill they discover that its not the person they supposed to text mwuahaha ****ing amazing really i understand you 10000% bro! xD
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99% chance it's one of your friends just messing with you from someone else's phone. Enjoy your ego boost.

this.. that's why I don't reply to rogue texts.
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#27
It's really not that funny.

You haven't been in the LAUGAM thread, have you by any chance?

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#29
awesome, i love doing that though usually it never goes as well for whatever reason (they don't reply, don't get it, etc)
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Post your number here. I guarantee that will happen more often.
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I think this guy beat both of you.
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+1 ahahaha
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#38
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It's really not that funny.

You haven't been in the LAUGAM thread, have you by any chance?

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