#1
this is was one i had today

Stranger: I need you to get my dick up
You: alright
Stranger: really ?
You: yeah
You: im a guy though
You: but i can help
Stranger: ah, sorry man Im not gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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#3
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
You: so whatch your name?
Stranger: **** off not in the mood for your pedofilia
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I was just asking for a name...
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#4
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this is was one i had today

Stranger: I need you to get my dick up
You: alright
Stranger: really ?
You: yeah
You: im a guy though
You: but i can help
Stranger: ah, sorry man Im not gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Post yours!


That's actually pretty shit, tbh

not to be a dick or anything
signatures are budget.
#7
I talked with the keyboardist from some band called Aquaria.

That was pretty cool. (I'm 100% sure it was actually him, too.)
#8
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That's actually pretty shit, tbh

not to be a dick or anything


thanks for telling because you must know how much i really care about your opinion...
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#9
Stranger: I really feel like making a thread in The Pit
You: Woah there buddy, everyday plenty of threads are made over and over again
Stranger: really ?
You: yeah
You: it gets pretty annoying
You: but i can help
Stranger: hows that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Goodness gracious me!
#11
Stranger: Hello,
You: hello.
Stranger: What are you ****ing up to?
You: i was just doing a little masterbating you?
Stranger: Ha,
Stranger: Can't get no girls i see
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