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In this thread we point out the things that everyone says in the same situation which are painfully predictable, and they think they are funny, but you've heard it a million times and you knew they were going to say it before they did... but you'd be an ass to call him or her out on it.

Example:

Person A: I got my license!
Person B: Oh no! Person A is on the road! Call the police! Kidding!

Example 2:

While someone is playing guitar..

Spectator A: Freebird! Freebird!
Spectator B: Lulz yeah! Stairway!
Spectator A: Haha, yeah, smoke on the water! We're funny cause we know you don't want to play that! We like to be included in your jokes!

Example 3:

Person A: Have you heard?
Person B: About what?
Person A: I thought everyone has heard.
Person B: Heard about what?
Person A: BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD



Go!
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#3
Person A: Listen, I have something really serious to tell you
Person B: Alright, go ahead
Person A: Idk quite how to say this but
Person B: Ya?
Person A: I love you.
Person B: ... OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO gud1
Goodness gracious me!
#6
.....wait...

You're saying you haven't heard???

BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD
Balls.
#7
Those cliches suck.


(Random pop song ) ooooooooohhhh wwwwoooaaaaaahhh ooohhhh
(Random rap song) oh oh take ya to da hood, guns bootys and sh*t, yo


ALSO

"I just wanna be friends"
RIP Tom Searle.
#8
"ITT"

I hate it.
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#9
I work at a lotteries agency.

"Is this the winning ticket?"
"Yes. Of course it fucking is."

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Berserker.
#10
Thread Title is something along, Worst Band Ever, Least Musical Musicians, Something to do with Gays, etc.

Response = Jonas Brothers, without fail
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Quote by mmolteratx
Thread Title is something along, Worst Band Ever, Least Musical Musicians, Something to do with Gays, etc.

Response = Jonas Brothers, without fail


Actually, this response is so cliche of the pit that it fits perfectly as an example.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#13
NO PLEASE I WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE GRAVES JUST DON'T HURT ME!

God annoys me everytime someone says that to me. And the cleaver will only solve it for so long.
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#14
Quote by NakedInTheRain
inb4.....

searchbar, i cum blood, ts's mother, kill yourself, rape her, rape him, rape them, rape party, kensai, lol wut, wat.....

did i miss any?


a big one. cool story bro.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#15
Quote by NakedInTheRain
inb4.....

searchbar, i cum blood, ts's mother, kill yourself, rape Kensai, rape her, rape him, rape them, rape party, kensai, lol wut, wat, cool story bro, cool blog brah.....

did i miss any?



Fixed.
RIP Tom Searle.
#16
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I work at a lotteries agency.

"Is this the winning ticket?"
"Yes. Of course it fucking is."


i'll be back here to claim my prize tomorrow. have the money ready for me.
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#17
"I know, right?"

The word "awkward" is overused now.

And then there's those "like" and "yeah" girls. " I was like mad, and, yeah."
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#18
Quote by MH400
Fixed.

Ahh, the hunter becomes the hunted.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#20
Person A: God I just want to rip her intestines out and boil it for 30 minutes in chicken broth and DEVOUR HER GUTS.


Heard that one too many times.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#21
"You're a creeper"

"That's creepy"

"I was creepin' "

STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Balls.
#22
"Leave me alone you creep". Man, that one gets old quickly too.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
Quote by SlinkyBlue

Person A: I got my license!
Person B: Oh no! Person A is on the road! Call the police! Kidding!


I really hate this one..

"Hey I just got my license a couple days ago"
"Oh no.. Guess I won't be driving anymore"
or
"Better watch out for you on the roads"
or
"Oh no...Gonna tell all my friends to not drive anymore."

I just want to tell them. "Hey, sorry but that's not funny anymore. I just gave you a fake chuckle because you are my teacher and I want a good grade in this class. Now carry on with your teaching..Cliche talking bastard"
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

Oscar Wilde
#24
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Person A: God I just want to rip her intestines out and boil it for 30 minutes in chicken broth and DEVOUR HER GUTS.


Heard that one too many times.

*sarcastic quip*
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#25
Quote by rmr024
"You're a creeper"

"That's creepy"

"I was creepin' "

STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I hate the word creeper more than I hate anything else. And I hate lot's of stuff.
*-)
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Quote by element4433
I hate the word creeper more than I hate anything else. And I hate lot's of stuff.
I actually took a secret tally of the amount of times one of my lady friends said "creeper/creepin" or anything to that effect within the span of about 3 hours.

The final count ended up at 43 I believe.
Balls.
#27
When people talk to you and they go "AHAHAHAHAH YOU MUST THINK IM CRAZY" or "BAHAHAHAHA YOU MUST HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON RIGHT NOW"

only thing I know is that I want to misplace your heart.
#28
Quote by rmr024
"You're a creeper"

"That's creepy"

"I was creepin' "

STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



I know girls who, if a guy so much as looks in their direction will instantly say "ZOMG creeper!"

poor guys. :[
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#29
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Ahh, the hunter becomes the hunted.


Say what now?
RIP Tom Searle.
#30
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i'll be back here to claim my prize tomorrow. have the money ready for me.

*Puts on fake laugh and smile a la job description*

*Hates life and slumps into alcoholism and depression*

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31
"get a girlfriend"

i swear, everyone tells me that. Maybe i dont want a girlfriend! Not that i want a boyfriend but whatever.
#32
I thought of a work related one. I work at a grocery store and have to ask people if they'd like their order carried out. And every other time the wife points to her husband says "That's what I've got him for! ahahahaha! I'm so clever!" or when they have their kids with them say "Oh no, I've got my helpers right here! teehee!"


RAGE.
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#33
Ask any slutty high school girl this:
"Do you masturbate?"
And you'll get this:
"I have a boyfriend.."

Implying that she is having sex. which is implying she is a slutty *****.
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

Oscar Wilde
#34
Quote by Kata Dante
I thought of a work related one. I work at a grocery store and have to ask people if they'd like their order carried out. And every other time the wife points to her husband says "That's what I've got him for! ahahahaha! I'm so clever!" or when they have their kids with them say "Oh no, I've got my helpers right here! teehee!"


RAGE.


this,
#35
Quote by mattbellamee
Ask any slutty high school girl this:
"Do you masturbate?"
And you'll get this:
"I have a boyfriend.."

Implying that she is having sex. which is implying she is a slutty *****.

Hmm all i read was

"Why won't anybody have sex with me?!"

with a hint of jealousy
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Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#36
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Hmm all i read was

"Why won't anybody have sex with me?!"

with a hint of jealousy


I don't want to be a dick, but this.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#37
Quote by mattbellamee
Ask any slutty high school girl this:
"Do you masturbate?"
And you'll get this:
"I have a boyfriend.."

Implying that she is having sex. which is implying she is a slutty *****.


Soo, to you, any sex is slutty?
RIP Tom Searle.
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Quote by MH400

Quote by Zero-Hartman

Quote by MH400


Fixed.

Ahh, the hunter becomes the hunted.

Say what now?


Because you said "fixed", which I can consider being cliche.
Last edited by awesome_name at Aug 21, 2009,
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Quote by SlinkyBlue
In this thread we point out the things that everyone says in the same situation which are painfully predictable, and they think they are funny, but you've heard it a million times and you knew they were going to say it before they did... but you'd be an ass to call him or her out on it.

Example:

Person A: I got my license!
Person B: Oh no! Person A is on the road! Call the police! Kidding!



This, but...

Person A: I got my license!
Person B: I better stay off the sidewalks LOLOLOLOL
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#40
Quote by fail
This, but...

Person A: I got my license!
Person B: I better stay off the sidewalks LOLOLOLOL


That actually just got a laugh out of me.
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