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The title say it, my cat kiss me while I was broswing the pit. It taste like ****, I think we should buy him some food that don't smell human defecation.

So Pit, ever been kiss by your animals ?
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They don't kiss. They just want to taste you.
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My cat kiss me all time and man it STANK, boyy!

On topic, my dogs breath smells like ****.
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#5
Taste? Did you slip him the tongue?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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They don't kiss. They just want to taste you.

Well, he lick my lips, that's a the kind of kiss I mean
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With tongue?
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#11
both my animals lick their own genitalia, so no. i don't kiss my animals.

but thanks for asking.
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#12
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Been kissed. The suffix -ed is used to indicate past tense.

Sorry, english is my second language and I'm not very good with verb and grammar and all this stuff.
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#13
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With tongue?


This is what I want to know. I think he ignored my question.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#14
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both my animals lick their own genitalia, so no. i don't kiss my animals.

but thanks for asking.

In my house this works the opposite way.
#16
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With tongue?

Yeah, but that was because I was laughing ... and he jump on the occasion

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#18
I can't say I have kissed my pets .

I remember a much worse thread though. I don't think I had even registered at the point but basically, one of UG's very few female members got jumped on by her dog......

I'll try and find it infact.

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#19
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both my animals lick their own genitalia, so no. i don't kiss my animals.

but thanks for asking.

I lick my genitalia and I still kiss my dogs...they don't care.

Seriously, they give kisses all the time. And shake hands.
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Psssht, I had ring tailed lemurs lick my hand. I am a Jungle Lord.


Story is also true.

Dare to share the whole story with us ? Seems interesting.
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I can't say I have kissed my pets .

I remember a much worse thread though. I don't think I had even registered at the point but basically, one of UG's very few female members got jumped on by her dog......

I'll try and find it infact.


It was DinkyDaisy. That's an old school thread, that.

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Dare to share the whole story with us ? Seems interesting.


I just stood amongst a group of ring tails, held out my hand and declared "kiss my hand, for I am your Lord!"

To which one of them came up, grabbed my thumb with one hand, and my little finger with it's other, and proceeded to lick my palm. I know it's hard to stomach, but I am indeed a Jungle Lord and have the ability to get chameleons to rape you while you sleep.
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Yeah, but that was because I was laughing ... and he jump on the occasion

It's a shame you're from Quebec, not Russia, because then I'd be able to make a really hackneyed 'pussy licks you' joke.
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#23
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Yeah, but that was because I was laughing ... and he jump on the occasion


xD You made out with a cat.

^ !!
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#24
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The title say it, my cat kissed me while I was broswing the pit. It tasted like ****, I think we should buy him some food so that don't smell human defecation.

So Pit, ever been kissed by your animals ?

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I'm not a grammar nazi or anything but that was just awful
#25
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xD You made out with a cat.

^ !!

He made out with me !

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It's a shame you're from Quebec, not Russia, because then I'd be able to make a really hackneyed 'pussy licks you' joke.

Make it anyway could be funny
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#26
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I lick my genitalia and I still kiss my dogs...they don't care.

Seriously, they give kisses all the time. And shake hands.

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#27
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He made out with me !


Is there any charities for people sexually harassed by animals?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
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The title say it, my cat kiss me while I was broswing the pit. It taste like ****, I think we should buy him some food that don't smell human defecation.

Clickable ^
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#29
My dog "hugs" me she puts her head on my shoulder and i have to say ...i hug back
#30
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Is there any charities for people sexually harassed by animals?

If he lived in Mexico, he could take the cat to court.
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#31
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oh lord, what horrors have i unleashed?

Sorry I need to learn when to keep my mouth shut
#32
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Make it anyway could be funny


I think he meant something along the lines of:


>..>

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If he lived in Mexico, he could take the cat to court.

I think he should set up The Canadian Charity For People Sexually Harrassed By Animals. Or something more catchy.
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Clickable ^

Can't beleive it !!
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#36
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Only if you don't want to give your pet tongue

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#37
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I think he meant something along the lines of:


Man, everythings assbackwards in Quebec, they even drive on the wrong side of the road.
#38
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To which one of them came up, grabbed my thumb with one hand, and my little finger with it's other, and proceeded to lick my palm. I know it's hard to stomach, but I am indeed a Jungle Lord and have the ability to get chameleons to rape you while you sleep.

Rape by chameleons ?

<.<


..


>.>

Can you send me a red one please ?

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Man, everythings assbackwards in Quebec, they even drive on the wrong side of the road.

No, only our women drive on the wrong side. In fact, they are more wrong than in any other country.
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#39
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Psssht, I had ring tailed lemurs lick my hand. I am a Jungle Lord.


Story is also true.


I've stroked a ring tailed lemer and it licked my hand.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
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