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#1
I've been married to her for 28 years and have never ever thought about it before. But I'm pretty sure she's cheating.
We play Uno for about an hour every night before she goes to work. I never win. I have got to believe that the only way this is possible is she must be cheating.So Pit. I ask you. Should I cheat? Or should I just continue to allow her to own me?
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#5
This thread isn't what I thought it would be....
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#7
you got me there for a second
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#13
Burn the Uno cards. Then go buy Monopoly. When she can't pay for the hotel, you can say "There are other ways of paying..."
#14
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#17
Cheat on her

Edit : wait, UNO ? you can cheat on a wife, but never at Uno. NEVER !!
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#18
Nah, you just suck at Uno is all..
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#23
Ha. Misdirection...
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#25
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#27
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#28


Practise with other people, that'd teach her
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#29
how do yu cheat at UNO?
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#31
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Burn the Uno cards. Then go buy Monopoly. When she can't pay for the hotel, you can say "There are other ways of paying..."

Nobody will play monopoly with me anymore.
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#33
Misleading title is misleading
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#34

i saw the title and thought only in the pit
but that was good
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#36
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Cheat on your wife with me. We'll work things out in secret, she never needs to know, and then you can start winning.

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#37
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Burn the Uno cards. Then go buy Monopoly. When she can't pay for the hotel, you can say "There are other ways of paying..."


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Go with this, dude!
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#38
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I've been married to her for 28 years and have never ever thought about it before. But I'm pretty sure she's cheating.
We play Uno for about an hour every night before she goes to work. I never win. I have got to believe that the only way this is possible is she must be cheating.So Pit. I ask you. Should I cheat? Or should I just continue to allow her to own me?


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#40
that was some mighty fine trollin'
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