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Where's the rest of it?
Posted by Sadiq823 from Fairfax, VA on Aug 18, 2009
Experience w/product: I have used it
Reviewer's Background: active musician
Reviewer's Play Style: hardcore rap, country
I bought this guitar without looking at the picture very closely, and was dismayed to discover upon its arrival that it only has one pickup. Maybe it's my mistake, but I had assumed that for the price, it would have at least had four or five pickups and maybe a dozen knobs. For that, I give it a 0.5 on value (would give a 0 if I could). However, the pickguard is one of the most astounding examples of craftsmanship I have ever seen - so much so that it alone clinches a 5.0 on quality. Overall, I give the guitar a 2.0 - it simply needs more pickups. Gibson, are you listening?



Good for beginners or general smashing purposes
Posted by dhbanes from Scottsdale, AZ on Aug 7, 2009
Experience w/product: I own it
Reviewer's Background: Active Musician
Reviewer's Play Style: Rock
I first bought this guitar as a good all-around beginner for my 12 year old daughter. Quality was decent, but adequate for a beginner. Because of the reasonable price, I ended up purchasing one of these for all her school friends as well. When my daughter requests a new model, I send her old ones to my son, who is in a hardcore screamo band. He appreciates the lower than average build quality, making the unit easy to smash/light on fire at the end of his shows. Overall, I'd recommend this guitar for someone starting out or maybe young children.



Pretty cheesey but I lol'd/
#3
Eat it.
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#4
Chop it up for firewood.
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#8
Play it, see if I like it if not sell it and buy a guitar I want, looks nice though.
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#9
I'd play it and treat is like any other guitar.
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#10
smash my girlfriends face in with it.
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#11
Smash it, and give it to some of the beavers near me.
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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#13
Sell it and buy other guitars with it. I'm sure I would be perfectly happy playing a $5,000 guitar...
#14
Make a ship out of its wood. YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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#15
sell it. rent an apartment, buy stuff to put in it, live in it.
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#16
Apparently I'd have to put more knobs on it.
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#17
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smash my girlfriends face in with it.





I almost shat myself laughing. Really.
#19
sell it for more than that price.. then buy many good guitars as opposed to having one amazing guitar.
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#21
Play it. An instrument is meant to be played.

I've posted this before:



It's a bass. It's made of a single piece quilted maple body, 24 carat gold inlays and bridge, 10,000 year old mammoth ivory nut, amongst other things. It costs $100,000. It also gets played onstage.
#24
the second comment is obviously a fake/troll
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#25
I would eat it and then fap.
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#26
Can anyone explain what makes this guitar so expensive ?
I mean there is a limit to the quality of materials , Will this sound better than a 5000$ guitar?
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Quote by Deliriumbassist
Play it. An instrument is meant to be played.

I've posted this before:



It's a bass. It's made of a single piece quilted maple body, 24 carat gold inlays and bridge, 10,000 year old mammoth ivory nut, amongst other things. It costs $100,000. It also gets played onstage.

Vid or someting of said instrument being played?
Last edited by Waffleguy at Aug 21, 2009,
#27
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Play it. An instrument is meant to be played.

I've posted this before:

*pic*

It's a bass. It's made of a single piece quilted maple body, 24 carat gold inlays and bridge, 10,000 year old mammoth ivory nut, amongst other things. It costs $100,000. It also gets played onstage.

Eww bass, but seriously who wants a golden instrument?
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#28
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Play it. An instrument is meant to be played.

I've posted this before:



It's a bass. It's made of a single piece quilted maple body, 24 carat gold inlays and bridge, 10,000 year old mammoth ivory nut, amongst other things. It costs $100,000. It also gets played onstage.



who owns it? I don't even believe thats real. I mean how do you come across a Mammoth Tusk and say "Im gonna make a nut with that!"

And Gold inlays and hardware? wouldn't they wear out?
#32
I lol'ed at the 2nd review

And I'd probably sell the guitar, but I wouldn't buy it anyway, because I don't have $22,000
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
Last edited by MusicMan24 at Aug 21, 2009,
#33
Transform into Kirk Hammet and smash it in a huge concert
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#34
Quote by will123456789
sell it for more than that price.. then buy many good guitars as opposed to having one amazing guitar.


Refer to the above quotation

I would eat it and then fap


Why not sell it, buy some food and a porno, save $21.9k
#35
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#36
A $22,000 guitar?
I'd make love with it... then i'd sell... then i'd buy the guitar of my dreams... then i'd make love with it... then i'd buy the amp of my dreams... then i'd make love with it... then i'd make love with both...
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#37
Quote by will123456789
sell it for more than that price.. then buy many good guitars as opposed to having one amazing guitar.

This ^
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#38
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Play it. An instrument is meant to be played.

I've posted this before:



It's a bass. It's made of a single piece quilted maple body, 24 carat gold inlays and bridge, 10,000 year old mammoth ivory nut, amongst other things. It costs $100,000. It also gets played onstage.


I don't believe that's real
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#39
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Play it. An instrument is meant to be played.

I've posted this before:



It's a bass. It's made of a single piece quilted maple body, 24 carat gold inlays and bridge, 10,000 year old mammoth ivory nut, amongst other things. It costs $100,000. It also gets played onstage.


It also has the hair of Chuck Norris as its strings, and his dead skin forms limited edition heavy picks.
#40
Sell it. $22,000 is quite a lot of cake.
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